People Watching On A Saturday Morning ~ A 100-word essay
People Watching On A Saturday Morning
Yeah, I see you there. Wearing pajamas stained with last night's pizza. Finger combed hair. A 'fashion don't', you have become. A black bar will soon appear over your eyes. To protect the public, a black bar should be over the mess that is you. Only your eyes showing. Oh wait, raccoon eyes, cover those too. What makes a person jump out of bed and race to the store? Unkempt. Unmade. Unwashed. Craving for chocolate? Pining for potato chips? Twitching for toilet paper? We don't want to know what it's like to wake up next to you. Brush your teeth!