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Places I've Been To And Still Going To Visit

Updated on May 7, 2015
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I have had the opportunity to travel to many different places throughout my life. I hope to travel even more in the years to come. One place I've never been to yet is In Cahoots. From what I understand, apparently you can't go there alone. You have to be In Cahoots with someone else. I'll have to ask my friend if she wants to go there with me. I've also never been In Cognito. What I've heard about that place is that no one recognizes you there. I suppose that would be a great place for a thief to hide out in. No one would be able to identify them.

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I have, however, throughout the years been In Sane. You can't get there by flying because they don't have an airport. The only way to get there is you have to be driven there. I have been fortunate enough that I have made several trips there and quite often too. It's all thanks to my family, my friends and my workplace. How very nice of them to send me there.

There is a place I've thought about going to but I'm not so sure if I will or not. I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump to get there. I'm not as good at jumping as I used to be able to do.

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One place I've been to is In Doubt. It's not a very happy place to go to. In fact, it's quite sad. Therefore, I try not to visit there very often.

I've also been In Flexible. This is an interesting place, but only when it's very important to stand firm.

There was also an occasion where I was In One Accord with some friends and it was at that moment I realized how much I loved my Subaru.


Sometimes I'm In Capable. I've noticed I have been going there more often since I'm getting older.

When I was younger I was In Voluntary but then I soon realized I also needed to get a job in order to pay my bills.

One of my all time favorite places to go is to be In Suspense! It's a place that can really get your adrenalin flowing and gets the old heart pumped up! And at my age, I need all of the stimuli I can get!


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Throughout my travels I may have been in Continent, but I don't remember what country I was in at the time. I guess it's an age thing.

I was also In Jeopardy and I wound up being in the final round and I got the question right. It was about being In A Predicament and with all of the things I've experienced, I won.


I hope you have enjoyed this. Perhaps you too have visited some of the places I've been to.

Life is too short for negative drama and petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly, and forgive quickly!

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      Field-Of-Flowers 5 years ago from Midwest, USA

      Hi Movie Master thanks for commenting! I hope your visits to these places have been good ones. Well...except for the in Continent one. That's never a good place to visit! lol Have yourself a great day! :-)

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      So funny! I often visit these places too - not always out of choice!

      Very clever, thank you for sharing and voted up!

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      Field-Of-Flowers 5 years ago from Midwest, USA

      Hi ChristinS thanks for stopping by and commenting! I'm glad I could bring laughter to your day. I was going to put a different picture as the first image but then I found the owls. Since owls 'hoot' I figured it fit right in. So glad you enjoy it! Have a great day and may the visits to these places be pleasant ones! :-)

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      Christin Sander 5 years ago from Midwest

      very funny and I've been to several of these places myself many times. I love owls so your first image was fantastic - I've been in cahoots with a few trouble makers in my day ;)

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      Field-Of-Flowers 5 years ago from Midwest, USA

      Hi drbj **curtsy's** thank you! Laughter is a great thing to possess! It warms the cockles of my heart knowing people enjoy this. (Come to think of it, what the heck are cockles? And do I need shots for that?) lol

      I'll do my best to stay away from bottles on the beach...

      Have a great day! :-)

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Field ... This was so funny I thought I had written it! Brava, my dear. Very ingenious (but stay away from bottles on the beach).

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      Field-Of-Flowers 5 years ago from Midwest, USA

      Hi RTalloni thank you for the funny comments! Laughter is good for the soul, mind and body. I'm glad I was able to share it and thanks for adding to it!

      Have a great day! :-)

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      Field-Of-Flowers 5 years ago from Midwest, USA

      Hi Deborah Brooks thanks for commenting and the votes!I'm glad you got a good laugh out of it...I did too writing it! Have a great day! :-)

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      Field-Of-Flowers 5 years ago from Midwest, USA

      Hi FaithDream thanks for your wonderful comments! I'm glad you enjoy it because I had fun writing it. You can't help but laugh! I hope all who read this will enjoy it as well. I see you more like an eagle too. You soar to new heights and inspire me along the way and for that, I thank you.

      Hugs to you and have a great day!! :-)

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      RTalloni 5 years ago from the short journey

      I've been in Clined. Wanted to sing, but Patsy was already there.

      Started to go in Clement, but the weather was poor.

      Went in Direct, but got lost after arriving.

      Been to in Sider, but only during apple season.

      Want to go in Trepid, but was a little afraid to leave.

      Thought about going in Finite, but decided that would be too confining.

      Oh me...this could be addictive. I guess I'd better go in Doors and stop this instantly. :)

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      wow funny and quite well written you had me going.. Still laughing.

      I voted up

      debbie

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      FaithDream 5 years ago from (Midwest) USA

      This is unique and intriguing, not to mention hilarious. I love it.

      I stay in Cognito here on hubpages. Most people think I float like a butterfly but I'm more like an eagle. :)

      Great hub very inspiring!!