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Is chivalry dead?

Updated on January 5, 2014

A Poem about Chilvary

Chivalry is Dead

Where have all the good men gone

No-one wants to court you, they just want to bone

Straight to bed, no dinner or movie

Don't ask you out, like you some kind of hoochie.

Ladies start charging if that’s what it takes

No free rides until you get some dates

Momma always said “why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?”

This one just dried up, you have to pay me.

In dates and flowers, I want candy too

If I can't get more than sex then kick rocks, duces, goodbye to you.


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