Is chivalry dead?
A Poem about Chilvary
Chivalry is Dead
Where have all the good men gone
No-one wants to court you, they just want to bone
Straight to bed, no dinner or movie
Don't ask you out, like you some kind of hoochie.
Ladies start charging if that’s what it takes
No free rides until you get some dates
Momma always said “why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?”
This one just dried up, you have to pay me.
In dates and flowers, I want candy too
If I can't get more than sex then kick rocks, duces, goodbye to you.