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Funny Quotes About Food - Funny Food Sayings
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize: Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner. ~Lynda Montgomery
Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think. ~Tom Wilson
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food! ~W.C. Fields
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. ~Mark Twain
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. ~Julia Child
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food-frequently there must be a beverage. ~Woody Allen
You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. ~Yogi Berra
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. ~Rodney Dangerfield
Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces. ~Judith Viorst
I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential. ~Mitch Hedburg
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. ~Edward Koch
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. ~Fran Lebowitz
I eat merely to put food out of my mind. ~N.F. Simpson
When I get a little money, I buy books. And if there is any left over, I buy food. ~Desiderius Erasmus
Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian, wine and tarragon make it French, sour cream makes it Russian, lemon and cinnamon make it Greek, soy sauce makes it Chinese, garlic makes it good. ~Alice May Brock
Health food makes me sick. ~Calvin Trillin
Music with dinner is an insult to both the cook and the violinist. ~G.K. Chesterton
There is no love sincerer than the love of food. ~George Bernard Shaw
The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. ~Jules Renard
A dinner lubricates business. ~Lord William Sowell
Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be engaged in lightly. ~M.F.K. Fisher
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. ~Mark Twain
I went into McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." And the girl behind the counter says, "Would you like fries with that?" ~Jay Leno
Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are. ~Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are. ~Adelle Davis
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