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Funny Quotes About Food - Funny Food Sayings

Updated on March 8, 2011

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize: Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner. ~Lynda Montgomery

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think. ~Tom Wilson

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food! ~W.C. Fields

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. ~Mark Twain

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. ~Julia Child

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food-frequently there must be a beverage. ~Woody Allen

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. ~Yogi Berra

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. ~Rodney Dangerfield

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces. ~Judith Viorst

I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential. ~Mitch Hedburg

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. ~Edward Koch

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. ~Fran Lebowitz

I eat merely to put food out of my mind. ~N.F. Simpson

When I get a little money, I buy books. And if there is any left over, I buy food. ~Desiderius Erasmus

Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian, wine and tarragon make it French, sour cream makes it Russian, lemon and cinnamon make it Greek, soy sauce makes it Chinese, garlic makes it good. ~Alice May Brock

Health food makes me sick. ~Calvin Trillin

Music with dinner is an insult to both the cook and the violinist. ~G.K. Chesterton

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. ~George Bernard Shaw

The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. ~Jules Renard

A dinner lubricates business. ~Lord William Sowell

Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be engaged in lightly. ~M.F.K. Fisher

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. ~Mark Twain

I went into McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." And the girl behind the counter says, "Would you like fries with that?" ~Jay Leno

Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are. ~Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are. ~Adelle Davis


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      ePopcorn 4 years ago

      Nice food quotes.

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      marian richar castelino 5 years ago

      I LIKED IT

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      g 50 5 years ago

      love them

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      boklo32 6 years ago

      nice one!!!1

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      fashion 6 years ago

      Great hub.

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      timonweller 6 years ago

      I like the mcdonalds quote above.. Nice one..

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      daviddwarren22 6 years ago

      Haha! Great jokes!I really enjoyed reading this hub.Thanks.

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      PaperNotes 6 years ago

      This one is my favorite:

      You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. ~Yogi Berra


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      Susan Haze 7 years ago from Sunny Florida

      Love the quotes, they made me giggle. I think my favorite is "I eat mearly to put food out of my mind."

      Rated up.

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      Susan Haze 7 years ago from Sunny Florida

      wonderful selection of food quotes. They tickle the funny bone. Thanks

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      TVTopTen 7 years ago

      omg this are so freaking funny. All of them are really great, I was trying to pick the best one to send over to a friend but couldn't. Guess ill just send over the link. This made my day, thanks!

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      rickzimmerman 7 years ago from Northeast Ohio

      Maddie — Nice selection. Well done.

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      kevin jones 7 years ago

      need food quotes

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      d luck 8 years ago

      hahahaha.... it's so funny.

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      LEWJ 8 years ago

      Some amusing quotes here. I use to eat Adelle Davis' 7 Grains Wheat Bread but can't find it anymore. I suppose it's outta print now.

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      aly 8 years ago

      lol ^_^