~Romance, Not!~
~Prologue~
Love is on vacation...
~Am i missing Something?~
I'm trying you guys I really am, but I don't feel that romantic
its like my husband and I are on separate sides of the Atlantic
I've tried dancing beneath the stars, candles all around the yard
champayne on ice, grapes and cheese nicely sliced
he wouldn't even pour, just standing there peeking out the door
I had to call him more than twice, the champayne was melting the ice
so I lit the the fireplace and burnt some incense, moved everything into the house, a choice at my expence
but I wanted to be romantic and show him appreciation for all our yrs. together, I guess next time I better check the weather
anyway, the soft music I was sure would do the trick, but I had to keep shaking him, he had fell asleep on my skirt
oh well, I'm more of a rough neck let him tell it, i don't know how to be soft or sweet
i said I do honey its just the smell of your feet is really killing me and that back up breath is clubbing me to death
I'm just kidding yall, having a little fun, he has my whole heart and no other one
so we cuddled all night as the fire faded away and I day dreamed about the good old days
I listen to him snore until I couldn't take it anymore, then I gaze down upon him before I hit the floor, whispered softly in his ear, I love you sweetheart, will try again next yr.
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