Random One Liners
Updated on September 10, 2015
- Don’t wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect
- I – the running girl, in front of you – the shadow untouchable, I – the wandering cloud, above it you – the sky untouchable
- Keep talking, maybe someday you’ll say something intelligent
- Do not let your past make you bitter, but let it make you better
- I was born to make mistakes, not fake perfection
- Everyone dies, but not everyone lives
- I just can’t live in a world where you don’t exist
- If today was perfect there would be no need of tomorrow
- If I could have one last dance with you, I would play the song that would last forever
- I don’t need a person who is ready to cry when I die, I just need a person who is ready to die when I cry
- Take love, multiply it by infinity and take it to depths of forever and you still only have a glimpse of what I feel for you
- Love is remembrance, even though you are gone, my heart still remembers you …
- Give me a reason to live, I swear I will never die
- Even the seasons change, our love still stays the same …
- I tried everything to make them see me, but all they see is someone that’s not me
- Someday I am going to make the onion cry!
- Even f I lose everything, I won’t regret loving you …
- If I die for you, it wouldn’t be death, it would be love
- If you are alone, I will be your shadow
- I love you so much that it feels like this universe will explode…for as long as it takes for the oceans to dry up … so much that I don’t care if my soul burns to ashes…
- I wanted our love to last forever but people like you don’t know what forever is
- Just you breathing is the greatest gift you could give me
- If I had a wish, I would wish that place where I die would be your arms and knees
- I miss your smile but I miss my own more …
- “This is something we have no control over and that’s what DESTINY is, but rest your head and go to sleep, maybe we’ll wake up one day and this will all just be a dream” – Eminem
- Hate is a Weapon, but Love is an Equipment
- Remember me every time you see a star up in the sky …
- It always rains the hardest on the people who deserve the sun
- If you hate me, oh well, you’re just wasting your time
- I do not have an attitude problem, I just have personality you can’t handle
- Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship always doesn’t mean happy
- If I treat you the way you treated me, you will surely hate me
- Texting + Facebook = Textbook … so I am studying!
- Love is true but not lovers
- When people say “plz” because it’s shorter than “Please”, I reply back “No” because it is shorter than “Yes”.
- “Why didn’t you answer my call?”, “I was dancing to my ringtone!”
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