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Really Funny One Liners

Updated on April 28, 2014

Really Humorous Quotes To Make Your Day!

Most likely you must have ended up seeing this page because you are bored. Let me not bore you any further but instead provide you with a list of really funny one liners that are going to make you smile out wide -- well, I hope they do! These humorous quotes sure managed to tickle me.


After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager." W. S. Burroughs

If age is just a number, can I get mine unlisted?

Rats are under rated. Just check your dictionary.

You know you're getting old when caution is the only thing you exercise.

Men are like coolers. Load them up with beer and you can take them anywhere.

My kids are growing up. Now instead of asking me where they came from, they refuse to tell me where they're going.


List Of Funny Humorous One Liners

I like to keep my friends close, and my attractive friends even closer.

If necessity is the mother of invention, how come so much unnecessary stuff gets invented?

If I ran the country, things would be a lot better. Well...for me anyway. 

If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon? 

Two wrongs don't make a right, but i'm determined to find out how many wrongs do.

I went to a deli where they were serving 24-hour breakfasts. They looked great, but I couldn't spare that much time. 



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    • KoffeeKlatch Gals profile image

      Susan Haze 7 years ago from Sunny Florida

      I love your one liner. I think "If necessity is the mother of invention, how come so much unnecessary stuff gets invented?" is my favorite. Funny hub, thanks forn then laugh.