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SMS funny messages & quotes

Updated on September 7, 2010

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SMS funny messages We have to belive in free will. We have no choice. cool short quotes by True Color

For the rich, there's therapy. For the rest of us, there is fishing. cool messages about Sports

These opinions are mine, not those of the University of Virginia. It is the opinion of the University that I should be writing my dissertation. sweet sayings by Cute Girl

The future will be better tomorrow.~Dan Quayle cute saying about cool messages quotes

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? sweet quotations about Pickup Lines

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. cool sayings on One liner

Growing old is inevitable...Growing up is optional. cool short quotes by Funny Pickup

Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park. cool quote about Cute Quotes

Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything. sweet sayings by Cute Girl

If a duck only has 1 leg, does he swim in circles? cute saying about cool short quotes

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. sweet messages about One liner

Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on! cool sayings on One liner

Life may suck, but it beats the alternative. cool short quotes by Cool Pickup

Time flies when you're in a coma. cool quote about One liner

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      Shahid 6 years ago

      Thank you redmachine for these awesome funny sms messages.

      Keep making hubs like this.

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      Uriel 7 years ago from Lebanon

      Time flies when you are in a coma?? heheheh kinda loved this the best :D