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Steamy Windows

Updated on April 19, 2014

By: Wayne Brown

That guy across the street; what a woman he has got

She waits for him by the door with her motor idling hot

They may lock the door but the curtains never close

But I can’t see a thing through these steamy windows

They were both too young but knew their love was good

With no place to go, they would park out in the wood

And crawling into the backseat into a lovers’naked pose

Knowing that none could see into those steamy windows

She was an older woman but willingly showed her treasures

He was a bit of voyeur; concealed and hidden in his measures

She showers; he peeks, hoping for a sight in the moon glows

But no treasures were in sight with all those steamy windows

The UPS man left his package on the front porch to discover

Inside the packaging the man found his new inflatable lover

In no time he shaped her up and said his “ahs” and “ohs”

But none saw this lover’s tryst with all those steamy windows

It was a seedy little motel; run-down and off-of-the-beat

Away from prying eyes where cheating lovers could meet

And while they danced about in their drunken lover’s limbo

A private-eye tried to get evidence hidden by steamy windows

I met a girl I really wanted to tame; invited her over to my space

Just when I thought she was ready she put me into my place

Told me that she was gay; only women saw her night-clothes

I’ll just hang it up cause we sure ain’t doin’ steamy windows

So if your passions run high and border on coming unconcealed

That pane of glass is offering a peek; your private parts revealed

If you don’t have curtains or blinds to cover your naked torsos

Just pray that your antics create some really steamy windows

©Copyright WBrown2013. All Rights Reserved.

18 March 2013


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      Wayne Brown 

      4 years ago from Texas

      @Alexandra...Oh well, just put on that "Siren" charm and you should do just fine! It will be warm no matter where you are! ~ WB

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      4 years ago

      Hot stuff! I love this one, Wayne! You sure did the song justice with this poem and now I am lost somewhere in the deep south in August.... oh my!

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      Wayne Brown 

      5 years ago from Texas

      @drbj...Your analytical mind always finds the functional result for the specified conditions...ain't it the truther,,,,steamy windows! Thanks, Doc! ~WB

      @one2get2no...Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it. ~WB

      @LaThing....Some of it must be fun....LOL! Thanks much! ~WB

      @The Frog Prince...Love some of that Tony Joe White...especially that one and Rainy Night in Georgia. Glad that I could crank your starter! Thanks, Jim. ~WB

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      The Frog Prince 

      5 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Only in the mind of Wayne's world! That got my motor running...

      Great song!

      The Frog

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      5 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      LOL, LOL ...... Fun read.... Don't want to imagine what goes on behind those steamy windows! Very creative.... Voting up and awesome :)

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      Philip Cooper 

      5 years ago from Olney

      Great read Wayne.....thanks.

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      If you are involved in something dreamy

      And your windows do not get steamy ...

      STOP! You are doing something wrong.

      Loved this, Wayne.

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      Wayne Brown 

      5 years ago from Texas

      @Annie Miller...You know what they say...Steamy Windows are always in style. Glad you enjoyed it and the music. Thanks much! ~WB

      @Eiddwen...Thank you Eddy. Some of my most brilliant moments came with steamy least I thought so at the time. LOL! ~WB

      @wayne barrett...I hope it is for all the "right reasons"....know what I mean? LOL! Thanks much! ~WB

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      Wayne Barrett 

      5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Oh...I get a lot of those steamy windows here in Florida...even in the dead of winter!

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      5 years ago from Wales

      Brilliant and voted up.


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      Annie Miller 

      5 years ago from Wichita Falls, Texas

      Love this, Wayne. I can think of one instance where steamy windows would have been most appropriate, but alas ... shame on me!

      Tony Joe White - an excellent addition. Tapping my foot as I listen. Thank you!

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      Wayne Brown 

      5 years ago from Texas

      @Kathleen Cochran....LOL! You know it! Thanks much KC! ~WB

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      Kathleen Cochran 

      5 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      So cool. Written from a wealth of experience?

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      Wayne Brown 

      5 years ago from Texas

      @billybuc....LOL! I am right there with you. The last opportunity I got to steam something up was a bunch of crab legs...romantic, huh! Thanks much, Bill. ~WB

      @HattieMattieMae...If my memories are correct they certainly are...a trip to the submarine races as we used to call it. It was the excuse to get the girl to go out to the lake...the local parking area. Gee...we really thought the girls didn't know...they played dumb so well. LOL! Thanks much HMM! ~WB

      @wildoves...I would have loved to have been there with ya...but, that might have been awkward now that I think about it! LOL! Thanks much! ~WB

      @Vickiw...Yes, that line came to me the other day and then I remembered Tony Joe White's song and it all came together. I had to keep it humorous to avoid gaining some seedy label. Thanks much! ~WB

      @Carol7777...So glad you had fun with it. Thanks much! ~WB

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      carol stanley 

      5 years ago from Arizona

      Well done and fun read.

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      5 years ago

      Fun - enjoyed the humor of it, thinking of all those steamy windows situations!

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      5 years ago from Cumberland, R.I.

      The steamy windows in a car are a very fond memory of mine! Thanks for the trip down memory lane!

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      5 years ago from Europe

      hmm...yes always have a sense of humor. :)

      Steamy windows of course are fun with the right person! lol

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Great laugh, Wayne! I do believe I've seen one or two steamy windows in my time, but I'm having a hard time remembering exactly when. :)


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