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Senseless Senses (limerick)

Updated on September 13, 2012

My eyes saw girl winking at me

My feelings said just go and see

My nose was deceived

My taste buds were peeved

As my ears received the girl’s fee


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    • Ann1Az2 profile image

      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Too expensive for you, huh? Go figure - a girl like that has to high-priced!

      Good one.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      happens all too often. Girl's gotta make a living. lol

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      lol..nothing's easy these days - Or free! too bad for him..

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      Jose Velasquez 5 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      Be careful when things are too easy, they usually come with a hefty price tag.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny, another good one..

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      LaThing 5 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      LOL.... good one, MH! Always a laugh here. :)

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky

      When heard the amount of her fee

      checked and found my wallet empty

      I smiled with grace

      said to her face

      I guess I'll spend night just with me!

      Great job, Mh! Loved it!

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      Michelle Liew 5 years ago from Singapore

      Whoa, a risky meet up that was, and a hilarious one, MHatter. thanks for another great limerick!

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      Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

      Lol! This was hilarious! That fee was more expensive than a well earned AdSense penny. You are the king of these Limericks!

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      Geez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "a kiss on the hand may be grand but it won't pay the rental" song by Marilyn Monroe.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL....that's the only way I could get a date in my early twenties! Just kidding!

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I guess her only interest was in the cash.