Shorty's 40 and 41
Shorty's 40 and 41
Larry and Gil went up the hill,
to get a drink of water.
Reaching for the pail, they fell in the well,
and they have been swimming ever after.
Simple Gil, swallowed an atomic pill,
at about half past three.
He had to cough, and the pill went off,
and they found him in Italy.