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Should Not Get Them Plucked
That’s exactly what Bambi Killerbod (third chair at Henri’s House of Waves Salon and Spa) told her client between gum snaps.
But, ever since she was a child in the barrio, Esme Eustancia Emeldez has always plucked her eyebrows. Now that she has risen to Justice of The Supreme Court of the State of Arizona, she can afford to have her eyebrows plucked for her, and that’s exactly what she demanded of Bambi at her regular bi-weekly appointment.
Bambi gamely insisted that a) E3s face was broad and pale enough to benefit from some additional subdividing parentheses, b) thick dark eyebrows would complement not only her strong eyelashes and bold hairstyle, but also her dark judicial robes, and c) if she was so plucky about plucking, shouldn’t she focus efforts on her upper lip instead?, all to no avail!
Nice earrings, though.