Silly Sayings and Quotes
Some sayings that looked a bit silly interested me. So, I thought, why not make a collection of them to share with others?! So, here is a collection of some silly sayings. One more thing, all of these sayings are not actually silly, just give that silly impression at first sight.
A friend is someone who's there when he needs you.
A good pun is its own reword.
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
I don´t like sex - so let´s get it over and done with!
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
Seen it all - Done it all - Can´t remember most of it!
There's no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
All of my friends and I are crazy.That's what keeps us sane!
Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
A man that is ashamed of passions that are natural and reasonable is generally proud of those that are shameful and silly.
Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature.
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Why is the word 'Abbreviation' so long?
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!
Eddie Murphy (Shrek)
If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldn't need a broomstick to cling onto.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory.
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
A few more Silly Sayings...
Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. Fields
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
George Bernard Shaw
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing...and then marry him!
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
Homer J Simpson.
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
Chauncey Mitchell Depew
I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
There’s a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
Men are a luxury, not a necessity.
Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.