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Slender Man Meets His Greatest Enemy UN-Slender Man

Updated on June 17, 2014

UN-Slender Man

Slender Mans Nemesis UN-Slender Man
Slender Mans Nemesis UN-Slender Man

Slender Man Card

Slender Man as a pokemon card game character
Slender Man as a pokemon card game character

Slender Man in our world

Slender Man in town
Slender Man in town

Slender Man meets his nemesis

Slender Man had gained popularity through new found followers. People committing crimes in his name caused him to feel quite pleased with himself. He had always enjoyed causing children pain and fed off there discomfort but enlisting some of them to preform his dark deeds well that brought joy to this mysterious being. Slender Man remembered the Anti-world he had come from. He was more then prepared to make people of this world do his bidding but confused to why there people were so ready to do so. Not the type of being to look a gift horse in the mouth he just continued on with his plans. Recently, he had heard children preforming acts of violence in his stead. This was wonderful for Slender Man because though he could teleport he still couldn't be in multiple places at one time.

Slender Man with his many tentacles seemed to feel something from his world come through to this one. He began to feel uneasy because he was certain he knew what it was. Though constantly emotionless Slender Man finally felt something in his mind. A true enemy was approaching, one that could ruin everything he had worked to obtain thus far. Every child who did evil in his name would be lost if this being was really around. To Slender Man's dismay he saw the figure in front of him. It was UN-Slender Man, the only rival Slender Man had ever known. Thought dressed the same and equal in looks in every way UN-Slender Man was far from Slender. UN-Slender Man was short and stocky but he also had all the same abilities the Slender Man had. This began the first time the two had faced off or even been in the same room since the day there master died.

UN-Slender Man IRL

UN-Slender Man IRL
UN-Slender Man IRL

Another Battle Slender Man card

Slender Man game card 2
Slender Man game card 2

In the Anti-World

Back in the Anti-World the great stretch artist named Master stretch had been teaching his pupils the art of Stretch-Fu. Stretch-Fu combined strength, tentacles, teleportation, concentration, and the ability to stretch. Now little did these two men the talents they would gain while learning these deep and powerful techniques. Stretch-mania was coming up soon and both Slender Man and UN-Slender Man both had high hopes to enter the competition to prove that one of them was the most powerful stretch artist in the Anti-World. UN-Slender who had a harder time with his stretch ability contained strength that Slender Man had fallen short of. The lanky body made it difficult for Slender Man to obtain the same strength levels of his rival. However, he was able to stretch much further and had an upper hand when it came to agility and speed. There really was no way to tell who would win the battle between the two of them. They knew each other better then they knew themselves. Their minds in many ways similar and their missions so much different. Slender Man had a huge devotion for hurting children, physically, mentally it didn't matter, it was what made Slender Man tick. UN-Slender Man was the opposite, he only had joy when watching children enjoy life and feel good. UN-Slender man got a rise out of watching the elderly suffer which Slender Man opposed.

Ever since their master had passed the two beings had very different ideals. Slender Man had seen a child playing by a very tall building. Unfortunately the child didn't realize the building was under construction and he tripped and fell in to the wall. It began to fall forward at which case the building crushed the stretch artist. Now the stretch artist was not killed by this but an elderly man had walked by the scene helping the child up however, he had lost his balance and fell. When he fell his lighter fell out of his pocket. In a weird twist of fate the lighters flint went off. It caused a fire underneath the fallen wall. The floor had been lit on fire where the Stretch Artist had been trapped. Engulfed in flames he was painfully reduced to ash. This caused animosity toward children in the eyes of Slender Man and animosity towards the elderly in the eyes of UN-Slender Man. The two disagreed on who to blame and swore destruction of each other.

UN-Slender Man

The Battle Begins
The Battle Begins

Slender Man attacking with tentacles

Slender Man attack with tentacles
Slender Man attack with tentacles

The Stretch-Mania event

Stretch-Mania had finally arrived the two beings ripped through other competitors with ease. Their really was no competition from any of the other contestants. A few different champions of old put up great efforts in their defeat of these two being but one by one within a matter of time they were defeated by the infamous creatures in suits and ties. When they got to the semi-finals two ultimate stretchers remained. Their was Yoga Man and Pilates Girl. Both found themselves in a difficult battle of stretches against the two beings. What these past champions hadn't considered were the other abilities available to these beings. Slender Man attacked Yoga Man with speed and agility thought unreal for a stretch artist, whereas UN-Slender attacked Pilates Girl with strength she couldn't stand up against. Even "the breath of endless depth" technique was of no use when attempting to stop slender and his relentless tentacle based attacks. Yoga Man was unable to continue to the fight even with his intense stamina. As for the Pilates Girl, she was left drained of all her stamina as well. She attempted to use her "Extremely tight abs to hand flap assault" but it was unable to pierce the defenses of UN-Slenders body. He used his body to crush Yoga Girls dreams of a repeat win.

The Finals had finally arrived and it was just Slender Man and UN-Slender Man. They had vowed to destroy each other and had made it quite clear with absolutely no emotion that one or the other would die that day. As the two used their Stretch-Fu to optimum levels they were unable to phase each other. UN-Slender Man found himself in a bind, he was unable to lay a direct hit on Slender Man, his agility proved to be too much. However, Slender Man faired no better because his attacks could not pierce the defense levels of UN-Slender Man. Both Men used there tentacles but could not best each other. Each being knew the other teleportation attempts would be futile. It came down to who was going to be able to out live the other. However, each had trained in the art of Stretch-FU where they had learned to maximize their Endurance and Stamina. Once each had neared there limit they each read each others movements. Finally, they both leapt at each other for one final volley. Suddenly, a light shined, it seemed to capture Slender Man. Slender Man had disappeared. He reappeared in a world he did not understand. He found out this place was called earth. UN-Slender Man vowed to find he rival and defeat him and now he had. Realizing the two were evenly matched they vowed to stop each other from preforming the revenge the other had plotted for their master. Now there was no more hiding the final battle for who would be the best had begun through who could rule the earth through corruption.


Funny Slender Man spoof

Reason for this article

I wrote this because I want to pinpoint that all these murders and attempted murders and attempts to make blame murder on Slender Man seems stupid. I want to give him a back story and give him an arch enemy so we could have an anti-Slender Man an UN-Slender Man. I think in this respect I have created a fun back story and a fun opposite character. I took the creepy nature of the character and gave him a complete opposite character. Hope everyone enjoys reading this and I hope we can stop blaming fictional characters for people dying and just reasons to hurt others.

The Break Down

Slender Man
UN-Slender Man
Revenge
same abilities
same abilities
Both want revenge on each other
more speed
more stregnth
Slender Man desires Revenge against children
Stretch FU Master
Stretch Fu Master
UN-Slender Man desires Revenge against the elderly

Slender Poll

Who will win the epic showdown

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