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Social Butterflies at the Latte Da Cafe

Updated on July 21, 2013
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Walking into my favorite coffee bar

my friends faces all light up.

They send their greetings

and my screen lights up.

At my favorite table with my BFF’s

we mouth electric cigarettes

and simultaneously we all light up,

chatting conversing crescendos

as evidenced by the tapping and clicking;

“Have you heard the one about…”, starts the joke

and the room erupts in laughter

click click, tap tap, rub swipe and poke

LOL LMAO LMFAO ROFL!!

Grins glow on our faces

crouched over smart phones and pads

texting tweeting like pecking birds,

social butterflies silently fluttering

wings swiping screens…

An old stranger saunters in

and at the counter he orders…coffee?...black!!

Total silence fills a brief moment

and then the air erupts with electric exclamation!

Coffee...and plain did he say?

Unreal, unbelievable, unheard of, unthinkable!

The stranger occupies a booth across from me

I see him from my peripheral

from where I am crouched over my pad.

My eyes glance up for such a brief second

and I catch his eye.

He smiles and…speaks!!!

“Hello!”

You could have heard a touchpad pen drop.

I want to reply, but he has no device

so I’m forced to submit to primitive means;

into the silent dead air I open my mouth and strain,

H…He…Hello!

OMG, I did it!

The room explodes in congratulatory clicks,

GJ…WTG!

The strain has left me parched, and my mouth is dry

so I order an iced MochaLatteCappuccinoMelange,

My world is right again as I drink through my straw

that my hands may be free to continue

my discourse with my fellow social butterflies,

When I arrive home that night…my place of recharging…

I am afflicted with a terrible kink in my neck

but my new girl is gifted with the great ability

to massage with one hand, and message with the other.

OMG, she’s a keeper!






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