A ligh hearted statement of "Some Times It Is Accepable To Use That "F" Word"

I have only now been informed that there are occasions when using swear words. They would be considered to be acceptable expressions in some very extreme times and situations.

So here are some of them:-

1. A peaceful day at the aligator or crocadile farm
2. A plane ride home
3. A day at Motor Cross
4. The kids helped to paint
5. Tidal wave threatens lives

The following photos are in the order as listed above.

Although there are many of us, that would believe that there are other words or phrases that one could rather use, without refering to the Big Word.

As an example:-

Oh-oh

Damn

Blast

Shucks

and the other classic

Heeeeeeeellllllllllp!

"This is your Captain speaking. all passengers please be seated and fasten your seat belts, we may be experiencing a bit of turbulance."

You may well wish to use that Big One, however thereto may be other alternatives:-

Bloodyhell

OMG

Cripes

Ulp - made by swollowing the last of your saliva

Mommmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With an impeding crash, a chance to really hurt oneself, self preservation might well take control and nescesitate the use of the Big One

However you might consider:-

Cripes

Blast

Damn

Heeeeeellllllllllllppppppppppppp

Mommmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Well, can I say more, the kids have really got down and attempted to do some home improvements, is it realy the occasion to use the Big One?

Our experts agree that under times of extreme stress, when you have tried to have scored brownie pionts with your boss, and are confronted with this scenario, it possibly may be the time:

Try:

Blast

Shucks

Crumbs

Heeelpppppppppppp

Hoooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Burst into tears

Bang your head on the wall

This would be about the only time to really use the Big One!

The experts, non swearing lobbyists and all the politicians, would permit and sanction the use of the Big One, in this situation.

However:-

Help

Mommmeee

Daaadddyyyyy

Damn

Blast

Could all be used, as if you look closely, all these situations, are photographs that have been manipulated and contrived by careful Photoshop or other picture editors.

So, in conclusion, there was never a need for swearing under any of these condition, as the did not actually exist.

With the exception of picture 4, where the kids might be in danger of being lambasted, and feel the need to express themselves.