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Sometime Women Cry For Strange Reasons (limerick)

Updated on July 6, 2013

I asked wife why was it she cried

She told me her best friend had died

But when best friend Jerry

On phone sounded merry

Then who did she bury outside


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      drbj and sherry 3 years ago from south Florida

      If Jerry is alive there's a danger,

      That your wifey buried a stranger.

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      Dora Isaac Weithers 3 years ago from The Caribbean

      Thanks for the laugh! Two questions for you: (1) Did you hear your wife correctly? (2) Are you sure that you know Jerry' voice? Still laughing!

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      Bill Holland 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Those kinds of questions can lead to many a sleepless night. LOL

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      Thomas Silvia 3 years ago from Massachusetts

      Awesome limerick my friend !

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      Cat 3 years ago from New York

      Most women will cry if Ben or Jerry die... but if it's a lie, then you've really got a nut on your hands... lol. Funny!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hummm, I bet she'll never tell...Funny...

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Most amusing. lol

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      Voted up funny!

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      Deb Hirt 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Maybe you don't want to know...

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      Shannon 5 months ago from Texas

      Hahahahaha! Perhaps Jerry came in second to the dog? I'd hope. LOL

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