Springing a Mental Transmission Fluid Leak
Under the false perception that everything was fine
That it was normal to have no energy by end of day
Not working in a salt mine, but in an office
Sitting at a desk in front of a computer
No heavy lifting involved in the slightest
Returning home every night in a heap of clothes
Passed out on the bed still wearing work outfit
Frightened that 8 hours passed without getting under covers
Zero motivation to return to the fold so soon
After just having left it not too long ago.
Woke up as a semi-normal nine to five girl
Until the first glance in the floor length mirror
Frightened by the sight of a morning monster
Untouched by a hairbrush or a toothbrush for that matter
Suddenly transformed into a human feline
Can't stop hacking up realistic sounding hairballs
Desperate to find the life size scratching post
That seemed to fall apart overnight
Sinus ducts plugged up and locked in place
Unable to open the ducts internally or externally
Not even the world's largest sledgehammer can fix it
Suffocating under the weight of Mucus and Augmentin
Head has become a place where thoughts get lost
In the Bermuda Triangle of absentmindedness
Brain now filled with illness manufactured battery acid
Where thought, empathy and patience used to be
Foolishly tried to play a game of arm chair doctor
Found a web of deceit on the internet
Pointless to play doctor if you don't have a degree
Or a partner to make it remotely enjoyable
Stuck having to pull the trigger and find true answers
Let's just hope that they're the right ones.