ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel

Strange & Funny Headlines: January 2014 Edition

Updated on January 20, 2014

For some months I have posted a series of Hub articles entitled "Headlines That Don't Match The Photos". Well, this month my crop of newspaper headlines gathered from various sources included a few that simply didn't have an ironic or out-of-place photo to go along with the leading news story. However, I found them just as humorous and so decided to revamp the series accordingly. So now I present for your reading amusement, the first edition of Strange & Funny Headlines. I hope you will enjoy them, and remember -just as near-sighted newspaper editors prove everyday- life is too short to take things toooo seriously..




This headline was forwarded to me just today, and as someone who does not keep up with sports, I had to look up the story to verify if this Richard Sherman is a woman or not. From what I could find, Richard Sherman is NOT a woman, though admittedly, the lovely dreadlocks threw me off a little.



Yeah, I know, most of us probably thought this was the real explanation behind that Miley Cyrus video...



There's an old adage that says Do what you do best - and apparently this guy takes grandma's advice to heart.



Here's an item for all those snoots out there who equated wholesome acts of charity with boring!



OMG! 1979 was such a such a daring year for trail-blazing scientists! Next thing we know he'll be telling us the earth isn't flat!



I don't know what is worse here: the fact this non-fiction book showed up on a page about fiction, or that, in fact, it is fiction.



Just seeing this one tells you that the Healthy Secrets section probably includes nifty suggestions like running in front of a fast-moving locomotive in order to build muscles and eating arsenic to relieve stress.



The Chris Christie family must be so proud...which is more than I can say for the Sopranos family.



Thank GOD for government-funded university studies! Otherwise I would still be believing that the sun causes darkness and alcohol consumption is the leading cause of sobriety.



See what I mean? Shocking how much more knowledgeable than the rest of us these government-sponsored geniuses are!



Believe it or not, this is not a promo for the Grand Tetons - though I'm sure her husband or boyfriend is just as proud.



And speaking of proud, Catholic readers must have just loved the editorial professionalism that went into writing this headline item!




This Hub ©January 21, 2014 by Beth Perry

Comments

Submit a Comment

  • bethperry profile imageAUTHOR

    Beth Perry 

    4 years ago from Tennesee

    CrisSp, my pleasure! And thanks for dropping in :)

  • CrisSp profile image

    CrisSp 

    4 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

    Ha..ha...ha...this is hilarious! Appreciate the effort in collecting them for us to enjoy.

    Sharing! :)

  • bethperry profile imageAUTHOR

    Beth Perry 

    4 years ago from Tennesee

    Thanks TarrinLupo!

  • TarrinLupo profile image

    Tarrin Lupo 

    4 years ago from Peterborough NH

    Wow, these are funny, good finds.

  • bethperry profile imageAUTHOR

    Beth Perry 

    4 years ago from Tennesee

    spartacusjones, glad you enjoyed them!

  • spartucusjones profile image

    CJ Baker 

    4 years ago from Parts Unknown

    Man that was freaking hilarious! I am still on the floor laughing over these headlines! The match up between pics and headline with these were classic! They couldn't of been more funny if they were trying to be.

  • bethperry profile imageAUTHOR

    Beth Perry 

    4 years ago from Tennesee

    thebiologyofleah, that sounds interesting (send me a link to your Twitter page?). Thanks much and I'm glad you enjoyed them!

  • bethperry profile imageAUTHOR

    Beth Perry 

    4 years ago from Tennesee

    Jodah, I'm happy you enjoyed them and thanks very much!

  • thebiologyofleah profile image

    Leah Kennedy-Jangraw 

    4 years ago from Massachusetts

    These are great, thanks for sharing. A hobby of mine is picking apart the local paper for grammatical errors and cases of poor wording decisions. I sometimes post ridiculous research study titles to my twitter that I come across in my work, there is so much more real research that needs to be done instead of this stuff!

  • Jodah profile image

    John Hansen 

    4 years ago from Queensland Australia

    These are so funny, I couldn't stop laughing. Well done,thanks for brightening my day. Voted up.

working

This website uses cookies

As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: https://hubpages.com/privacy-policy#gdpr

Show Details
Necessary
HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
Features
Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
Marketing
Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
Statistics
Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)