Sucking Google - Funny Poem

As I finally crawl towards a little landmark for me i.e. 50th Hub. I decided to write an article about how fed up I am because of the SEO fighting and google's page ranking. As a matter of fact, I even thought of giving up writing because of all this mess. Actually, I am not into money, I didn't even sign up for adsense yet, but actually I was heart-broken because my word wasn't finding much readership.

Anyways, I decided not to write an article but a funny poem, to which 'everybody can relate'. I hop you all will like this little piece of humour :)

SUCKING GOOGLE - Funny Poem:

Once in my life, not so ago

I decided to be a writer

But there was a thing to chase me, Google

A soon I decided to give it a go.

I am conveying my pains through my poem

The journey of all the writers together

The mess is on me with the ever changing algo

To break my head into a wall, which way should I go?

In the night, alone in my room

Free from worries, with a breath of sooth

When I am dreaming of making love

Google haunts me for back-linking my hubs.

I am a writer

Don’t know anything at all about SEO

It is like they a want a double package

Like a girl wants Brad Pitt and Jack Sparrow.

Though I took some tutorials and read some books

But page ranking is way too creepy than it looks.

To reach the Google’s 1^st page;

is harder than putting your wild wife in a cage.

Google Analytics is another mess,

You surely don’t want to mess with

It is so detailed and thorough

It can identify you as a hetro or a homo.

Google adsense is like marriage

Everyone wants to have his share in it.

It works more like a heritage system

It makes a dollar and your grandson collects it.

I am fed up from the idea of this passive income

I may get into Elance, Odesk or Guru

But for $1 for 500 words original content

It will be better if I shoot my brain through.

When Google farts, I get a few hits of traffic

And right now, Google doesn’t seem to be in the mood

So let’s share these lines to all our writers,

May I get some traffic, before I am screwed.