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Sultry Poultry, Away From This Nutty

Updated on October 10, 2012



My hubby calls me sultry poultry

because he can eat the chicken on bed

he drives me crazy and keeps me so nutty

what ever he said is what I do just for him



but lately I have been gaining some extra pound

not sure if he coming to me to get some

because he wants to eat outside anymore

I tried to gain him back wearing just this baby doll



sultry poultry my heavens!

I think I should join a spa

he keeps avoiding my 38dds

not ready to forsake his deeds



sultry poultry a nightmare with no end

need Tammy and Artie to help me again

they know some secrets that come from within

I should buy linda's Avon sensual cream



party with my girls to lose some weight

Cagsil and his twenty-twenty driving me insane

he should cook some dinner and pretend is mine

hubby will certainly love that turkey for late night



sultry poultry is my way of life being found

I don't care anymore for the extra pounds

he either weighs and takes me the way I jump

or he can say bye and the next guy..will come!

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  • Lord De Cross profile imageAUTHOR

    Joseph De Cross 

    6 years ago from New York

    I guess she did listen to us and got in shape..haven't seen her lately..maybe is busy with hubby..you know?

    LORD

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    Sondra 

    6 years ago from Neverland

    How is the sultry poultry doing lately? Has she lost any weight shaking her booty partying with the girls?? We need to know whats new with the chica! Still laughing as I go back through hubs and comments :D

  • Lord De Cross profile imageAUTHOR

    Joseph De Cross 

    6 years ago from New York

    Thanks Gypsy rose,

    If you were wiping tears is fine. That was enought to now that you read the whole thing...and I had fun writing it too..nice picture from Riga.. Take care my friend!

    LORD

  • Lord De Cross profile imageAUTHOR

    Joseph De Cross 

    6 years ago from New York

    Sunshine 625,

    I wasn't drinking or smoking any sustance when I wrote this, actually the pick up line was suggested by Ardie..and then I went town...Funny thought...the chicks were there and uploade3d them with lots of laughs!

    LORD

  • Lord De Cross profile imageAUTHOR

    Joseph De Cross 

    6 years ago from New York

    Raciniwa and Haunty,

    you guys made me laugh too. This is part of my own reward. seeing you guys laughing to the point of crying. As you see this year seemes to be better. Take care!

    LORD

  • Lord De Cross profile imageAUTHOR

    Joseph De Cross 

    6 years ago from New York

    Tammy and Ardie,

    you girls rock and make fun coments, you made me laugh so hard that I had to wait 24 hrs to respond too. The idea came quick and had to put it on paper. Glad you had a good laugh!

    LORD

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    Gypsy Rose Lee 

    6 years ago from Riga, Latvia

    LOL for this one I can only say I really love the chicken picture at the beginning and for the rest I'm still wiping tears.

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    Linda Bilyeu 

    6 years ago from Orlando, FL

    I'm wondering if you were under the influence of some sort of substance when you wrote and published this hub Lord...LOL

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    Haunty 

    6 years ago from Hungary

    Thanks Lord. This was the chuckle of the day. Um... I mean these were the chuckles of the day.

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    raciniwa 

    6 years ago from Naga City, Cebu

    hahahahaha...this is a new vocabulary lord...awesome use of words...the chicks are so cute...i find myself purring to catch those...and fry them as well...maybe catching the hubby too for letting the wife wait...

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    tammyswallow 

    6 years ago

    OMG... The ads on this poem kill me.. Back Yard Chicken Coops.. You are killing me.. I can't breath I am laughing so hard.. Hubbers outside of HH are going to say WTF... :) Thank you for lightening the mood.

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    Sondra 

    6 years ago from Neverland

    Im seriously crying from laughing so hard - I cant catch my breath! Im trying to pick a favorite line but I just cant - you rock Lord

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