THEIR STORY...b. Malin

There are always three sides to every story...His, Hers, and the Truth, somewhere in between. I'd like to give you my Thoughts on the Subject of Adam and Eve...And so I went back in time to Interview them.

Adam, were you lonely all by yourself in the Garden of Eden?

Yes, yes, I was. So one night I said a prayer to up above to send me down someone I could Love.

Very Musical sounding Adam.

Thank You, I do like to write music in my spare time. Anyway, I go to sleep, and the next morning when I wake up, there is this Beautiful Woman standing there. I am thrilled beyond words and I burst into song. I sing, "You are Beautiful, so Tall and Fair, I can't help but stare"

Wow, that must have really impressed her.

Oh, I'm sure it did...and she seemed to like my body, if you know what I mean. She certainly gave me a slow going over with her eyes. Anyway the Love Making was Wonderful in the beginning. Neither of us could get enough of the other..."Day and Night, Night and Day, she was the one"...

Oh Adam PLEASE don't start Singing again.

Ok, (sigh) I just can't help it. You know come to think of it, Eve, say's the same thing...and she used to like my Singing... I guess after a year or two, she started to change...I don't know, it was the little things...She'd have a Headache, she was bored...she wanted more...She thought we should start seeing others...

But there were no others here, only you two.

I know, I know. So now we are barely speaking...And she's been eyeing that Tree over there, It's suppose to be Forbidden Fruit. She say's if I really LOVE her, I would have some with her. I just don't know what to do...I don't want to lose her...Would you please Talk to her?

Ok, Adam, thanks for your time.

Hi Eve, could I speak with you?

Sure, who are you...I thought it was just Adam and Me. How did you get here, and what's that all over your body...You look so smart. I HATE being Naked all the time and these leaves are not exactly Wash and Wear...And my Hair, I can't do a thing with it.

I wear what we call Clothes I said smiling at her.

Oh I want some, she replied...This place is beginning to get on my Nerves...There's nothing to do. I used to Enjoy Adam and the Love Making, but, it's the same old same old...If you know what I mean...I thought we could liven things up a bit if we had some of that Forbidden Fruit. He says we'll get into trouble. But I've been talking to that Snake over there and he assures me there is nothing to worry about...What do you think?

Well, I sigh, I don't think you should, but I can't make that decision for you Eve, only you can do that...I can't change History...I promised that I wouldn't. I'm only here to get your side of the story.

Well you just got it, and now I've made up my mind to take a piece of that Forbidden Fruit and bite into it and have Adam do the same. I trust the snake, he says it will make us Happy...and Smart and why would he lie to me?

Eve now calls Adam over, "Hey Lover Man", (she gives him a seductive smile) and he comes running over. "Take a bite", she commands, and he does. The Snake now dances with delight.

So I got my story. Were they any different from the rest of us...I'll let you be the Judge. After all, as they say, the rest is, History...

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