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Top Ten Jobs Men Would Die For

Updated on January 13, 2011

I Want That Job

Ten Jobs Men Would Die For


We all have our days at work when we get bored with the daily routine and wish that we were in a job that was a lot more exciting, days when we want to get out of the old routine and try something totally different, something exciting and bold, break out of ourselves and into a totally different life even if it was just for one day.

If you could choose any job that you wanted what would it be?

Would you want to be a Nascar or a Formula one Driver? would you be a movie star or a rock star? or would you like to take over from Bill Gates and improve Microsoft to your taste? You could make up your own job like being your favourite celeb’s personal bather or even Jessica Simpsons personal sex slave.

The choices are endless whether made up or real jobs you can let your imagination go wild.

I have made a list of the ten jobs that I would love if I was given the chance.

Glamour Photographer

Beer Taster

Wouldn't life be fantastic if you got to drink beer for 8 hours a day and got paid for it, this is a real job and some lucky people clock in every day to test beer, There are also wine and spirit tasters out there getting paid for drinking.

Condom Tester

Although there is such a job as a condom tester, it isn't what you think, they test strenght and durability, and they check for holes using specialist machinery, but what if there was no machinery and you had to test them on real people, wouldn't you just die for that job?

Glamour Photographer

This job speaks for itself, travelling all over the world taking pictures of semi-naked/naked young models all day and getting paid thousands of dollars for the priveledge, and think about the perks!

Holiday Reporter/Critic

I would love to be able to fly all over the world reporting on holiday destinations, for TV or for a travel magazine, exotic destinations, exotic people and exotic meals all paid for you and you get paid for doing it too.

Millionaire Playboy

Not really a job, but wouldn't you just love to be able to do what you want when you want and have enough money in your bank account not to worry about how much that you are spending and you don't have to do any work at all.




King For a Day

Rock Star/Pop star

sex drugs and rock and roll, what more is there to say really women screaming out for you, fainting at your feet, as much money as you would ever need and a proccesion of groupies tending to your every whim.

Royalty or Presidency

Being a world leader must be a wonderful job apart from the pressures of politics but wouldn't Ultimate power over your country be an amazing experience, you get to travel all over the world, people line the streets just to see you, and you get to live in magnificent accomodation for free, you get paid for it too and all the girls love a man with power.


Men think about sex every minute of every day, so why not go the whole hog and rent your body to lonely ladies for an hour at a time, it's well paid and instead being a thinker you would be a do,er.

Super Spy

Would you like to be just like James Bond? traveling all over the world getting the beautiful girl, and there is of course the excitement of the job itself, fast cars and gadgets aplenty to keep you amused.

Profesional Sportsman

Getting paid millions for playing a game that you love must be a dream come true for most men, not only for the fame and fortune but you get many sponsors giving you free cars, clothes and many other products, and girls throw themselves at your feet, wouldn't life be just sweet?

Julie Ann Amos a friend and fellow hubber has recently published the hub 10 Jobs that Women would die for with a bonus eleventh that compliments this hub so well.





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      Natalie Maureen 4 years ago from Florida, USA

      I think KING is most attractive job for men.

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      SkeetyD 7 years ago

      I would like to be a millionaire. I think that would give me the freedom to do my other two of top 3 choices - beer taster and holiday reporter/critic!

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      MrDSpade 8 years ago

      Yeah millionaire playboy is the second highest YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! IS WHAT I PICK WOULD ENJOY TO BECOME LOL

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      Julie-Ann Amos 9 years ago from Gloucestershire, UK

      Hi - nice hub - I've inserted a reciprocal link for you at

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      Dottie1 9 years ago from MA, USA

      Just stopped by to check out the jobs for the men in my life. Saw a couple that may spark an interest! LOL