Thank You Beary Much

Looking over the volumes of eCard selections available online, I wondered if I could do better. Certainly Thank You Beary Much has become an online classic. This gem combines heartfelt gratitude with visions of cute cuddly teddy bears. In the universe of digital eCard compositions, nothing can top it.

I gather that the best cards have a cutesy animal and a pithy saying that references the animal in a cutesy artsy style. That appears to be the pattern.

There must be more to greeting card composition that that, yes? I'm no Longfellow Deeds, but my knowledge of animals and my rhyming skillz must count for something. Let me know what you think of my work.

A breakup card:

Sorry we couldn't get along
Alpaca my stuff and move out.

An I-love-you card

You've Buffalo'd my heart
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A promise of eternal love card

Give me your heart
I promise not to cheetah on you.
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A Valentines Day card

I Cow-er in the corner
because I'm afraid of losing your heart.
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A Father's Day card

Dear Dad,
I wrecked the car, but not on Porpoise.
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A encouragement card:

Hang in there!
You are too Shrew'd to fail.
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A rejection card:

Only a Norway Rat would go out with you.
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A graduation card:

Congratulations on your graduation!
Ocelot of learning you have there.
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A greeting card:

I saw you at the coffee shop,
is there a Possum-bility we could go on a date?

A long-lost friend card:

I haven't heard from you in a long time!
Whale in the world have you been?
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Can you do better than Thank You Beary Much ? Dig out your thesaurus.