That's Not Funny
Any given night
Breathington Fresh is back on the air
To tell me things though I don't care
I wait for the planned screaming and blood
The unplanned stuff is just no good
And Halo von Angel is smiling so wide
And relating things that I wish they would hide
And Bothersom Brow is looking all worried
And Funny O'talk makes sure things are not buried
I've given to these things then I gave some more
I'm not going to give to these things no more
I don't want to keep doing what I did before
I want to know what I need from the store
The silvery hair that on his head will sit
It reminds me in some ways of a drill bit
Freshington Halo Bothersome too
I wish they'd stop telling me things that are new
Nothing is different nothing will change
I no longer think that is at all strange
I want Spectacles Boy to talk about money
Or Ball Guy to say things that are funny
And I don't want to think any more honey
I just want to go back to bed
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