That's Not Funny

Breathington Fresh is back on the air

To tell me things though I don't care

I wait for the planned screaming and blood

The unplanned stuff is just no good

And Halo von Angel is smiling so wide

And relating things that I wish they would hide

And Bothersom Brow is looking all worried

And Funny O'talk makes sure things are not buried

I've given to these things then I gave some more

I'm not going to give to these things no more

I don't want to keep doing what I did before

I want to know what I need from the store

The silvery hair that on his head will sit

It reminds me in some ways of a drill bit

Freshington Halo Bothersome too

I wish they'd stop telling me things that are new

Nothing is different nothing will change

I no longer think that is at all strange

I want Spectacles Boy to talk about money

Or Ball Guy to say things that are funny

And I don't want to think any more honey

I just want to go back to bed

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