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The Ayes Halve It

Updated on October 27, 2011
Bekah's Big Day
Bekah's Big Day

I can't take ANY credit for this little piece of wit! My sweet daughter-in-law pictured here is finishing college in Texas where she'll soon be undoubtedly the best teacher ever! I know she springboarded off another idea so credit is really due to the original, original author wherever she is! But nevertheless, I just loved what my girl wrote and I continue to be proud of her in everything she does.

So with proper credit due, this goes to my sweet girl Mrs. Bekah Lahey!

Win eye sat down at my pee see
And began two right this poem
Aye thought eyed right about the spell
And grammar chequer, ewe no them.

Wii all halve used them once be four
Eye no four fact, it’s true.
Greene underlines and read wons tou
Making corrections until are faces our blew.

Of coarse Wii no and always will
The chequer is awl weighs right.
As sure as the son does shine
And moon comes out at knight.

If eye buy chance
Make innie miss steaks
My chequer will bee sure to find them.
If aye don’t fix them, my pee see’s hart will surely brake.

Aye don’t make innie miss steaks know more
This paper has know lines.
For my chequer is always right
And eye no it wood knot lye.

Reprinted with permission

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    • FitnezzJim profile image

      FitnezzJim 6 years ago from Fredericksburg, Virginia

      I, wii no ewe luft righting this.

    • TToombs08 profile image

      Terrye Toombs 6 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      LOL! An proof reader's nightmare! I love it! :)