The Charley Horse Curse
Ready to find a new race to run
Fed up with being stuck on the same track
Dilapidated and full of rusty spots
Horses passed out on the grassy knoll
From working too hard training for next battle
Depressing sight to watch talented creatures
Worked to exhaustion by vicious trainers
An irony since they don't have skill
To be a jockey or the height to pull it off
Forced to watch from the sidelines
As their hard work either paid off or finished dead last
Now, this particular specimen went through the mill too
Pushed to the brink of being purely spent
A unique animal who looked like none ever seen before
Or since the very beginning of horse racing
Sounded like tooting their own horn
Not the case in the slightest; they're just different
Can race backwards and openly mock competitors
For pure fun; or spite depending on who asked
This time around becoming like the depleted rest of herd
A special rare breed of a race horse
Who has seen better days
And had a fair share of dangerous adventures
Has enough scars on its legs and hooves
To last two lifetimes worth of pain
An athlete that ran one mile too far
Suffering the extreme consequences
Of working six days a week non-stop
Unable to walk off the strain of physical excess
Gold Medal hopes dashed for Fool's Gold instead
The results of working like a coal miner
And having an invisible social calendar
Where Saturday should be spent the local pub
Meeting other nine to five warriors
Slaying away their 40 hour dragons
Mind too much of a burnt out light bulb to do anything
But sit in the dark and pass out from exhaustion
Time to recharge the internal batteries
And throw out your burnt out candle for good
So that playtime will successfully commence
Tomorrow.