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The Last Debate, Satire Rhyme.
President Obama's half- brother, Malik
Oh no, can my psyche stand another hysterical presidential debate?
' Ain't ' it all been said? Can there be more for them to relate?
Haven't we voters heard it all, the affairs, the emails is there more?
Like Trump's on and off approval of the war that he said he wasn't for?????
Hillary's emails are begging to be laid to rest
The GOP grilled her for hours and she got an A plus, ' ain't that supposed to be the best?
I hear Trump invited Obama's half-brother to sit in the gallery's front row
I reckon Barack and Malik's brotherly love ended when we killed his friend Gadhafi the Libyan dictator foe
I wonder who else he'll put on national TV?
The women he groped. He loves to boast. How ignorant can any one man be?
I reckon I'll watch it, like I'm already hooked
To see if he physically knocks Hillary out with his left-hook
I ' ain't kiddin' his puffed up anger just might explode
Sniffing dope might be too much, you know, like an overload
So tomorrow if they're both still alive
We voters can decide who we'll vote for, ' ain't that a bunch of jive?
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I must admit, I'm shocked! As I watched the process last night, I remained hopeful until the votes turned in Fl. He pledges to be a president to all Americans, we will see? The markets are responding all over the world. We must continue on and do the best we can. Hillary has won the popular vote, just like Gore. I, too can not call him President. Let's hope he surrounds himself with intelligent people. President Putin called him and congratulated him last night. We will survive this. God bless America. Hugs my friend.
People wanted change when they voted for Obama back in '08. All we can do is hope for the best -- for everyone, including our friends who voted for Mr. Trump. I can't bring myself to refer to him as President Trump. I love my country, but this man is not my President, and I never thought I would say this during my lifetime. Hugs my friend.
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Hello Genna. I've watched this political season in a state of shock. I had no idea that so many people were unhappy and wanted a change, and in their mind, the change is Trump. An uneducated man who will shame us with his off-the-wall antics. I am not surprised by your friend's comments. People are laughing all over the world. Putin is especially happy.
Oh well, That's life..
Thank you my friend...
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Hello Patricia. I believe we will come together whomever wins, of course I want Hillary to win. She is the most qualified to lead our country. Thank you for the angels. Blessings..
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Hello Nadine. Who would want this job? Is a question I've asked and can't come up with an answer. I know I wouldn't have it for a million bucks. Good to see you. Thank you much.
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Hello Paula. I'm glad I made you laugh with that nutty video. I'm smiling big time....
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Hello MsDora. I am happy to see you. When I write satire, it relieves stress. This is a sad time in America. The thought of Trump becoming president makes me sick. Hillary is ahead in the polls today. God willing, she will win. Thank you...
Hi Ruby...
Wanted to share a funny anecdote with you. I watched Graham Norton last night -- the only interview show I will watch because it is very natural, unpretentious and quite funny (and British and I do so love the Brits.). The guests were Eddie Redmayne (The Theory of Everything); Benedict Cumberbatch (Sherlock) and our own Bryan Cranston. Trump's name popped up re this election season in the US and the audience laughed. Cranston said -- tongue in cheek -- "We are sooo sorry. What can I say except that we are sorry," apologizing on behalf of us Yanks. :-)
Another friend of mine was in Paris a couple of weeks ago. When asked, "Trump as President? He is "completement débile. (Complete moron.) What's happened to people over there?" by a Parisian, he said, "I can tell you what, but I can't explain the why of it in any way a reasonably intelligent person would understand. C'est la vie."
O my....what a sad state of affairs this election year has been. Hopefully we will find a way to live with whomever finds that he or she is at the helm when it all ends...
Angels are once again on the way to you ps
Well done Ruby. You said it all in a humorous way. Around the world everyone is watching what the outcome will be between two people who both use slander, bickering and fighting to be in total control. To become top dag. Who in their right mind would want the job!
Ruby.....LMAO! OMG, that bad lip reading video. I have tears running down my face, I laughed so hard. Dr. Ben Carson....LOL! Thanks for making us laugh!!
Satire is one good way to deal with this ordeal. It lightens the mood and provides a chance for us to chuckle if just for one second, because this is really serious. Good job!
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Hello DDE, I think that's what bothers me the most, the fact that the whole world is watching and laughing. Thank you for coming by...
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Oh Martie, I lol at your comment. As I've said so many times, " how did he ever win over the other republicans? " I'm sure people all over the world are laughing at us. Soon it will be over ! Yea...Thank you. Hugs..
Great thoughts here and the world is watching this election.
I always enjoyed listing to America's presidential debates. The variety of topics addressed in the past were captivating. Sadly, it was totally different this year. I guess this is what happens when you put a politician and a businessman on one stage. My advice to Trump: "Cobbler, stick to your last and pay your taxes!"
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Oh Shyron, the thought of him becoming our president brings chills, but you are right, if the people stay home she could lose. We lost our Governor here because only 1/3 of the people bothered to vote. I like your rhyme. Come back anytime.
Love...
Ruby, my gem of a friend
I am so glad your a Demo too
Can't wait for Hillary to show what she can do
Unless the apathetic voters are like the ones in my town
Only 5,000 out of 45,000 couldn't get the mayor out
I hope that is not how the national election is all about
Because the voters think Hillary has it all in the bag
And they may all stay home and become a drag
Then the Don can brag what he will do to me and you.
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Blessings and hugs dear friend, I love you too.
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Hello lifegate. I too believe it's a reflection of our nation. Politics has taken over our life, it's all we talk about. This is my last time to write about the election, I'm sick of it too. Thank you for coming. I appreciate your input.
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Hello Genna. I thought after I wrote the other satire on Trump, I wouldn't write anymore about him, but when the news said Trump was bringing President Obama's half - brother and seat him in the front row, I couldn't resist. Then after writing this, he wasn't there. I don't know what happened. Anyway, I'm sick of the whole mess. November the 8th will arrive soon, and I'll be a happy camper.. I'm glad you got a chuckle. Thank you much...
Round and round it goes, and where it stops, nobody knows - or something like that. It most certaianly is a mess. Unfortunately, I believe it's a reflection of our nation. Great piece, Ruby!
Thank you, Ruby, for bringing us your sense of humor about this insane political season. It's too much to bear any longer. The word, crazy, doesn't do it justice, and yet we are supposed to take it all seriously. It has become pure torture. Hugs and thanks for the chuckle. I loved this. :-)
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Mike, I think you're right, there's no known cure for insanity. I bet the GOP's stomach is tied in knots and bloated like a balloon because of that ignorant buffoon. Hee..Thank you...
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Hello John. I know how you feel. I feel the same way, I'm sick of it all. Even though you're bored, I'm glad you came by. Thank you...
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Hello Shyron,
What can I say except this is my last time to write about The Don
I think he'll be in prison for swindling the students who had to pawn
Everything they owned to pay for an education they didn't receive
But I feel for the female guards, who will have to wear chastity belts to stay safe from this sleaze
I'm thrilled you're a Demo friend
We'll stick together till Hillary calls us to work at the borders, welcoming the tired and hungry where we will all peacefully blend.
Love you...
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Hello MZB, I wish that would happen. I also think the Supreme Court should have term limits, both sides. I do not think anyone should have a job for life. Maybe someone will get that petition going. Thanks for sharing that info.
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Hello Clive. Trump is the joke! Just wait and see, Hillary will make America GREATER...
Hi Ruby - Bush would have called for a lot of PeptoBismol (sp) but for their choice there will be no cure.
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Hello Dana. I fully agree. If we live through this, we can survive anything Isis has in mind. lol..Thank you...
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Hello Mike. I never thought I would ever say this but Jeb looks good compared to Trump. How many republicans are wishing they could do a - do - over. The hole they dug is too deep. It will take an earthquake to unearth them. Thank you..Hugs..
This was funny and well written, Ruby, even though the subject has become so dull and boring. I can't wait for this election to be over.
This political junkie sure got a jolt
Reading this like a lightening bolt
If the trumpster wins I'll be the one
To lead the revolt
But, he don't want to win
He just launched Trump TV show
Bet this is something su-Pence don't know
He will be left behind and not invited on his show
Already Ivana is asking for Campaign Dough
Britebart will be raking it in
Cause Trump don't know he will answer to him
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Thank you Ruby my friend
Blessings and hugs my dear friend
If y'all are familiar with the Change.org website, you might note that someone has started a petition to set a limit on the legal campaign time for a presidential election. I don't think it will work, but we can always hope.
election is a joke.
I can't wait until this is over. This has to be the silliest race I have ever witnessed.
beautiful - the GOPers have dug their own holes
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Hello btrbell. I'm so glad you got a kick out of this. If I didn't laugh I'd sure be crying. November the 8th can't get here fast enough....Thank you.
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Bill. I'm so sick of this political season, especially the Indiana hopefuls, talk about dirty...Trump and Hillary are angels compared to them. I just get a kick out of rhyming satire, of course I'm a Hillary fan..Surprise! lol Thank you
Fun and funny! The best take on this circus of an election that I've seen. Thanks for the giggle!
I can't handle any more of it, Ruby! This political madness must stop. At least reading about it in this form is palatable. :) Thanks for the chuckle.
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Hello Eric. After last night's debate, I have no worries. She not only looked presidential she showed the world what a wimp Trump is. I was surprised that the president's half- brother was not shown sitting in the front row. I'm happy to hear that you like to hear what they have to say. I just tell it like it is, but I must admit, I have fun being a political junky. Thank you..
As always wonderfully done. I am in DC and will watch with a group of politicos -- I will love to hear what they have to say.
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Hello MZB. I'm still cracking up, and your comment made me LOL. Hillary has been through so much, she could probably take a bullet. Ha, here I go again. Hee. Thank you for making my day...
A poetic view that's about the size of it, Ruby. I asked my husband last night if he thought Trump would make it to the election or explode first. He said he didn't know. I just hope Hillary can dodge! LOL
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