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The Life And Times Of Mrs Buttersworth And Taco Johns
Mrs. Buttersworth and Taco John's were husband and wife and she loved her Aunt Jemima. They owned a very nice Log Cabin in the forest near the town of Land-O-Lakes. Mrs. Buttersworth had a beautiful Olive Garden while Taco John's grew Shredded Wheat, Rice Chex, Corn Chex, Wheaties, and Grape Nuts.
In the middle of town lived Burger King along with his wife Dairy Queen. He was the Imperial of them all. Dairy Queen would ask him occasionally, "What's up dear?" His response would be, "Nut-N-Honey!" She was a bit suspicious since she discovered the Fruit Loops and Cap'n Crunch together in one bowl. But as Life went on, her suspicion's soon waned when Uncle Ben told her it was actually Patrick Cudahy people were referring to and not that of her husband.
Taco John's found out what she was thinking and he made every effort to reassure her that she was his Special K. That gave her Goodwill of heart and he decided to buy her a Jack-In-The_box as a love gift. "Oh, the Wonder of it all!", she thought.
Meanwhile, Wendy and Jimmy Dean finally got married after dating for two years. They went to Hawaii and both looked like a Red Lobster for not having enough sunscreen on. They went to the store and bought some Aloe Vera which helped take the pain away. They are so in love and are Honey Nut Cheerios.
After returning home from their trip, she soon found out that she is pregnant with a little Oatmeal. Her doctor advised her not to get into any hot water. And nine months later, a son was born to them and they decided to name him Pillsbury Dough Boy. As he grew older, he started Raisin Bran and would say things like, "Leggo My Eggo!" As a consequence for his actions, he had to sit in the corner of the Log Cabin which was no fun at all. A few times of doing that cured him of his Raisin Bran episodes. He grew up to be a Wonderful person and a Sonic engineer.
What a wonderful town to live in! Everyone for the most part got along and enjoyed a Snap-Crackle-N-Pop with every holiday and birthday that came along. The police were Totally terrific too! They kept crime down to a minimum. They would twang a Twinkie and dang a Ding-Dong, but I'm not going to say what they did with those Ho-Ho's!
Mrs. Buttersworth and Taco John's loved Life living there. Peaceful and serene with an occasional Crunch-N-Munch sound here and there. The Aqua Fina Lake was so crystal clear with the beauty of nature all around. The Cracker Barrel on the side of the Log Cabin would fill up with rain water that she used for her Olive Garden.
She decided to Frosted Flakes her hair and she looked good being a Red Robin, but being the blonde she is is superb! She enjoys drinking large amounts of Gatorade and dancing to music that sounds like Car Alarms. Her dog Skippy even joins in once in awhile. It's a real Hooter's watching him do a jig or two!
Well, I think that's it for now. I'm getting hungry writing all of this. I'm going to get my Golden Griddle and fry me up some Spam, Eggs, and Bacon. I'll write again soon When The Cows Come Home.