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The Return Of The Jatites From The " Super Earth " Planet : With a Bit Of Satire Included.

Updated on February 18, 2017
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My name is Ruby. I write poetry, flash fiction and short stories. I am a dreamer who believes in equality for all mankind.

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The year is 2025. Technology has soared in gigantic steps. A new James Webb telescope was launched here on earth and scientist were amazed to discover a " Super Earth " far beyond our earth planet. They were known as Jate 22c. The people had lived in this space since the world was formed by God. Their technology was far advanced above our earth planet. They had manufactured huge space ships for pleasure travel and exploration. The Co 2 emissions have reached a critical mass, the oceans so acidic, marine life destroyed and food became scarce.

The Jatites launch a fleet of interstellar arks to seek out habitable planets beyond their own system in order to survive.

Only one ark survived the hunt and is now orbiting our earth planet. The ark is ten miles in diameter. All earth's attempts to communicate with the ark has failed because we were unable to penetrate the sound barrier surrounding the ark, until now.

The first sound coming from the ark was total static but with many technical adjustments made, we finally were able to communicate with the pilot. She informed us how her planet was slowly dying and three fourths of her people had perished due to lack of O2 and food.

She told us the size of her ark and after carefully strategizing with other scientist, was instructed to land the ark on the Great Basin Desert, the largest U. S. desert, covering an arid expanse of about 190.000 square miles and is bordered by the Sierra Nevada Range on the west and the Rocky Mountains on the east.


Naturally, President Trump was notified as well as a few members of congress and the senate, Plus his friend President Putin. They were all waiting in excited anticipation as the ark descended from the heavens.

The president thinking aloud, " Immigrants, now Aliens, what's next? "

They were all astonished when the most beautiful woman stepped out of the ark. She was at least six feet tall with snow, white ivory skin, long red hair that cascaded down her back reaching her tiny waist. She wore a flimsy see through outfit that showcased her large breasts, and striking beautiful long legs.

The president gasped in disbelief. Out of the many women he'd known, she was the most captivating.

The desert wind stirred causing her outfit to show off her voluptuous curves. His hair blew awry causing his toupee to move forward. He quickly put it back in place and moved forward, extended his arm and whispered, " I'm sure we Americans can find adequate space for you and your people, get in my awaiting limousine and we'll discuss this further in my private quarters in the white house. "

Kellyanne stood aside with an envious look on her face, thinking, " How in the hell am I going to fix this?


This is a response from a writing challenge offered by Genna East " The Encounter "

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 6 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Flourish. So nice to see you. I have noticed that his MOP is thinner. He will probably be bald in a few months and need a toupee. Hee..Thank you..

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      FlourishAnyway 7 months ago from USA

      Trump is being a bad boy and the aliens "egg on." This was a fun response to the writing challenge. Have you noticed his orange mop has been getting whiter and thinner since he's gotten into office?

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 7 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Shauna, I had a blast writing this far-out piece of satire. My knowledge of the cosmos and technology is limited, so I thought I'd do what I love doing, showing Trump like the womanizer he's supposed to be. Thanks for coming....

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      Shauna L Bowling 7 months ago from Central Florida

      Leave it to the sexists to completely lose their perspective and priorities when a voluptuous woman comes into play! The presidents haven't even asked her what her purpose is in coming to Earth. Nope, just sweep her away in the limo and dream of sexual encounters of the presidential kind.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 7 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Vellur. Thanks for the laugh. I agree..Thank you...

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      Nithya Venkat 7 months ago from Dubai

      Enjoyed reading, the people on the ark better run from Trump. They do not know what they are getting into.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 7 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Audrey, I'm laughing out loud. Hee..Sorry about your coffee, but happy you guffawed....HaHa

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      Audrey Howitt 7 months ago from California

      So much fun Ruby! You made me guffaw into my coffee!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 7 months ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa Martie, a new race! You made my day with your comment. Thank you.

      Hugs.

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      Martie Coetser 7 months ago from South Africa

      Oh dear, what's going to happen in his private suite? The beginning of a brand new race? Lol! You have applied some beautiful words in here, Ruby!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 7 months ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, Nell, I'm sitting here laughing at your witty comment. Isn't it a shame to have a President that we can make fun of? Sad, but happy you enjoyed. Thank you...

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      Nell Rose 7 months ago from England

      LOL! Trump and his friend...! haha! love the bit about the toupee too! great fun Ruby! and yes we know darn well that if the aliens looked like that he would put them up in the Whitehouse!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 7 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Manatita. HaHa..Happy you saw the beauty. ( Not within ) Hee.. Thank you. you made me laugh...

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      manatita44 7 months ago from london

      Only you, Ruby, only you. You've mastered the art of satire, too. The President's encounter with the beauty was the best. I mean, those large ... those beautiful ... ha ha. I bet he was on fire! Hey, he! Excellent Hub!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 7 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello radhikasree, so nice to see you again. I guess the whole world is watching our new President. I'm glad you connected to the possibilities of this happening if the world continues to erode. Thank you...

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      Radhika Sreekanth 7 months ago from Mumbai,India

      I can very well understand that this poem is associated with the new US President. You've a high sense of fiction writing Ruby! Keep it up..

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 8 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello lifegate, I'm thrilled that it was a fun read for you. I dearly love writing satire and Genna gave a perfect background for this charged-up piece. Why don't you write your version? I'll be watching....Thanks..

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      William Kovacic 8 months ago from Pleasant Gap, PA

      Loved it, Ruby. Such a fun read! Thank you.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 8 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Dana, what a hoot this challenge has been! I'm happy that you laughed. I was hoping for that response. Why don't you join us with your version. Thanks so much for reading.....

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      Dana Tate 8 months ago from LOS ANGELES

      Very sensual and captivating. I couldn't help but laugh at the President fixing his toupee. I could actually picture that!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 8 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Theresa, I've lost track of the many times I tried to highlight her hub. Mike has written detailed instructions in emails and I do exactly like he says and it highlights and I click save, then when I finish editing, I return to the story and the blue highlight is gone. I am so frustrated!. I did add a text to her story at the end. Thank you again. This is so much fun. I am looking forward to your piece.

      Blessings and Hugs...

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      Faith Reaper 8 months ago from southern USA

      Hi Ruby, if you're still not able to link Genna's challenge hub here, maybe you can write an introduction so that all who read will know this hub was written as a response to Genna's hub? Just a suggestion to be fair to Genna ...kind of along the lines John wrote his introduction.

      Blessings

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 8 months ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHaHa, all we demo. have left this planet, all that's left are the billionaires. The media was not allowed to leave, they're in a camp on the Sierra Desert. I know you'll write a classic. I'll be watching. Thank you Chris....

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      Chris Mills 8 months ago from Maple City, Michigan

      Trump is still POTUS in 2025????? OMG, I think I'll take the next Jatite 22c ship to.......wherever. Well done, Ruby. I'm working on my own response to Genna's challenge. It will probably be three hubs long. I'll likely wait until I have all three finished to post them. Thanks for sharing your story and giving us another opportunity to laugh.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 8 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Oh goody, I'll be watching for your version. This is sooo much fun!

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      Louise Powles 8 months ago from Norfolk, England

      Sure, I'll take a look, thanks.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 8 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Coffeequeen, I'm thrilled that you got a smile out of this piece. Please go read Genna'a challenge. ( She's the second comment ) Then join in and write your version. I know it will be good. Thank you.

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      Louise Powles 8 months ago from Norfolk, England

      Wonderful piece of writing! I thoroughly enjoyed reading it. It brought a smile to my face. =)

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 8 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Oh, Shyron I'm LMAO! You are so clever and witty. Why you don't write political satire, is a mystery to me? I love your poetic rendition and will treasure it. Thank you my friend.....Now let that baby out to pee. Hee..

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 8 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Mike, you always use the magic words that make me proud to be a writer. I'm thrilled you like this, our mind's are intertwined when it is writing satire on the man who should be ousted, NOW! Thank you so much.

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      Shyron E Shenko 8 months ago from Texas

      Ruby, Ruby, my gem of a friend

      You have gone and done it again

      Written this hysterical, satirical

      Before I had a chance to begin

      You did a great job of reeling me in

      And with every word getting funnier

      With the Jatite beauty setting the scene

      As Kellyanne turns a bright shade of green

      Kellyanne thinks to herself

      How could Mien President be so mean?

      She offered a snatch to grope

      Even with his world class Russian hands and Roman fingers

      He could not do it without taking dope

      We who did not vote for the trump do not deserve him for out president

      Only the trumpsters deserve what they get

      *

      So blessings Dear Ruby, Chipper wants to go out

      To see the Jatite beauty no doubt

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      mckbirdbks 8 months ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      Hello Ruby - What a great story. The theme is perfect and your wit really shines as you portray your characters so well. I agree you rose to the challenge well and this is stellar.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 8 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Tim, Happy to see you visit my page, and especially pleased that you got an early morning laugh out of my satire. Thank you...

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      Tim Mitchell 8 months ago from Escondido, CA

      What a great way to start this early morning with a smile and laughter. I loved the introduction of temptation to the world leader. Great story!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 8 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hi Clive, no wall for a beautiful woman. The president likes the better things in life, no matter how he gets them. I'm happy to see your haha..Thank you.

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      Clive Williams 8 months ago from Nibiru

      haha...no wall for the aliens there.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 8 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Mar, I just saw a great opportunity to put the Don in deeper trouble, which would not be too far fetched if this event happened. Genna has a brilliant scientific mind. I do not, so I hide that fact by writing satire, and I love doing it. You are so gracious with your comments to me. Thank you dear one. I love you too.....

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 8 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Paula, I knew it was his own hair, but it looks like an orange toupee or squirrel. Hee..Since I'm not scientifically adapt enough to write anything intelligent about the cosmos, I wrote what my little muse wanted. ( Yes Ruby, blame it on me! ) Thanks so much for reading and leaving a fun comment. I always look forward to your wit.

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      Paula 8 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      Rubygirl.....You never shy away from a challenge! I can see why. You're simply great at putting out some excellent results! Actually, our favorite lady, Miss Maria, just said it perfectly.

      (BTW....I'm sure you know that the dead squirrel on DT's head is not a toupee, but his own real mop. I've always said, "Gee, that's too bad~~if it was a toupee, he could take it off!!" )

      Keep entertaining your readers, GF.....you do it well! Paula

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      Maria Jordan 8 months ago from Jeffersonville PA

      You may be the most versatile writer I know, dear Ruby - this story is 'out of this world' good.

      Love it and you too, mar

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 8 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Ann, each day we're finding out more about this man who conned the people. His close ties with Russia is getting more alarming each day. I am glad you laughed. I was hoping for a humorous response. Thank you..

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      Ann Carr 8 months ago from SW England

      A great response to the challenge. I must read it carefully and do something but time....

      You had me laughing. This is a great piece, Ruby. So sad, though, that a US president is such a target for ridicule - he only has himself to blame! I wonder if he'll ever see himself in his true light; no, of course not, he's perfect after all!

      Ann

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 8 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Theresa. So glad you got a kick out of this piece. I had fun writing it. I attempted to highlight Genna's hub multiple times and a sign kept coming up ' loading ' Finally a note appeared, google telling it had failed and perhaps I would want to notify HP of the problem. Thanks so much for coming by...

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      Faith Reaper 8 months ago from southern USA

      Hahaha oh, my goodness, Ruby, this is so great and a lot of fun to read! What a hilariously delightful response you've come up with here to Genna's sci-fi challenge! I can just imagine the new, beautiful arrival revealing her true "alien-self" once in the limo and devouring him! You can whip these out so fast ...it takes me a good while to compile my thoughts. You're a natural. You could probably just put a link for Genna's hub.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 8 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Bill. Me BAD! To tell the truth, my brain is not wired scientifically enough to write about the cosmos, so I wrote to have fun. Happy you got a laugh. Thank you...

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      Bill Holland 8 months ago from Olympia, WA

      A bit of sarcasm? I'll be laughing the rest of the day. Ruby, it's dripping sarcasm! LOL

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 8 months ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, I can see it. The poor Jatite will be groped like never before. I look for her to rev that spaceship and soar! lol..

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      Genna East 8 months ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Not to worry, Ruby. HP is annoying at times. My favorite line: "The president thinking aloud, " Immigrants, now Aliens, what's next? " I have a feeling that when the other Jatites disembarked from the ark and met President Trump, they would have said, shocked, in Jatite language, "This is earth?!? Okay, this was not in the travel brochure. And when's this guy going to let go of my hand?"

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 8 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello John. I'm happy you could imagine this happening. I think he would be blown away and do anything to keep the beauty within reach. lol.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 8 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Genna, I tried multiple times to highlight your hub and each time it came up saying " loading " Finally a note shot up telling me something went wrong and to report it to Hubpages. Anyhow I had fun writing this crazy satire. I'm so glad you enjoyed it. ( More trouble in the white house ) lol. Hugs..

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 8 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Eric. I remember them well. Thank you for reading and leaving a rewarding comment, just a bit of fun...

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      John Hansen 8 months ago from Queensland Australia

      Very topical and hilarious, Ruby. I can actually imagining this happening.

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      Genna East 8 months ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Lol! Well done, my friend. :-) (And that photo of Putin is precious.)

      The only thing I would ask is if you could provide a reference to the writing challenge in your hub, with a link to it. I plan to do the same with everyone who accepts the writing challenge, as you have done.

      I knew you could do it! (I'm still chuckling.)

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      Eric Dierker 8 months ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Wonderful wit and humor.

      Do you remember about a guy named Will Rogers? Every President hated him and every president loved him.

      I have never met a man I didn't like.

      Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.

      We get the government we deserve.

      (the first attributed but wrong - should be, "I never met a man I could not find something to like about"

      You go Girl!