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The Tee Ball Tinkle (limerick)

Updated on October 5, 2013
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Little miss bounced as she swung bat at tee

She fidgeted and squirmed as they called strike three

But the out was for naught

On home plate she did squat

For who can hit when they have to pee




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      Martin Kloess 4 years ago from San Francisco

      Inspired are we? Thank you * 2.

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      Frank Atanacio 4 years ago from Shelton

      Wayne Barrett laughed my ass off!!!!

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      Wayne Barrett 4 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Martin, YOU are the one who inspires me!! i appreciate your visit.

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      deergha 4 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

      Thanks for this funny one. Shared

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      That was amusing. lol

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      Wayne Barrett 4 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Thank you, Deergha.

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      Wayne Barrett 4 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Thank you, Rasma.

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!

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      Wayne Barrett 4 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Thank you, Deb. ( :

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      Wayne Barrett 4 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Frank, Thanks my friend!

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      Daisy Mariposa 4 years ago from Orange County (Southern California)

      Wayne,

      I love your limerick! I saw a video of this young sportswoman. It was on television, possible America's Home Videos. It was so funny to watch, but I really felt bad for her.

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      Suzette Walker 4 years ago from Taos, NM

      So funny! This made me laugh out loud. Great limerick! Well done.

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      Wayne Barrett 4 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Daisy I think I know of the video you are referring. It came to my mind as well when I wrote this. Thank you so much for stopping by!

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      Wayne Barrett 4 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Thank you, Suzette. Glad I was able to make you smile.

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      Tijani Achamlal 4 years ago from Morocco

      Wow this is so hilarious lol please write more of limericks.You are very talented Sir.You have a good sense of humor :) voted up.

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      Wayne Barrett 4 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Thank you, James.

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      Rosemary Amrhein 4 years ago from Boston, MA

      Lol that's funny!

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      Wayne Barrett 4 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Thank you Blondey ( :

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      epigramman 4 years ago

      ....and I had to go pee right now Sir Wayne when I shite my pants laughing so much at this one.

      Must say you remind me of 'dat guy' at dat lake of erie - you can do it all - and then some - did I just say literary force of nature? Well that you are.

      Sending good wishes from C and T and G at lake erie time 3:00pm

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      Wayne Barrett 4 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Thank you very much, Colin. And if you say I remind you of 'dat guy' then I take dat as a compliment indeed!

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Wayne,

      Oh my lanta... can I relate?! Hey, I've always considered myself athletically inclined, but Tee Ball was never my sport. I heard strike 3 more than Robert Downey Jr! If only having to potty was my excuse!

      Awesome and Funny Wayne (pssst... and I was past due for a Wayne original anyway!)

      Cat

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      Wayne Barrett 4 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Lol. Yes, Mr. Downey is definitely a piece of work. Thanks for the visit Dear Cat!

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      saria 4 years ago from u.k

      You have captured a realistic situation from a poet's point of view, its very nice, as an aspiring writer works have really inspired me

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      Wayne Barrett 4 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Thank you Saria.

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