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The Funny Christmas With no End
A bad day for Santa who was almost done
we thought so..!
his sleigh got stuck near our home
so we invited him to get inside our own
so we can get him amused and all...
Little elves came inside shivering through our door
I welcome them and decided to crack some jokes
and Santa's helpers got hold of the reindeer's
got some beer and told him, to your health and cheers!
what elves learn in school? I asked to break the Ice
they looked at each other with a certain surprise
they learn the "elf abet," if you didn't know
Santa started laughing while rubbing his nose
I kept reminding myself to entertain my guests and their long hours
why the Christmas alphabet is shorter than ours?
Not an idea said Santa while he called triple A
the Christmas alphabet has No-L, (Noel) I said.
They got hold of a repair shop to fix the sleigh
triple A said Santa's account was cancelled for no pay
don't worry Santa, here I have Three gardens for you
Why? he asked. So you can hoe hoe hoe, Wouldn't you
He was glad his delivery was over and wanted to get home
North pole, was a long way ahead to go
Mrs. Santa was waiting with her sweetest smile
full of healthy food, cashew nuts and red wine
He paid me back with this one, oh Lord!
what Christmas carol is a favorite of mom and dad?
I have three girls and all love presents dear Santa, That's all I know..
His answer was, 'Silent night, do I make sense, huh?'
He was heading out and he saw my snowman with a scarf pale black
What do you think he is going to have for breakfast I asked
Maybe a delicious ice cream like any of us, he said
Dear Santa you are funny but it will be Frosted flakes!
You funny man Lord, he said
You have your gift down the chimney, by the fireplace
don't get mad but they wanted to surprise your mind
They knew you have photographic memory
agreed with Susan, Marissa and 'Tammy sweet child'
is a gift from the ladies at HP
I went inside and I opened it right away
A digital camera for the Lord, from all of them
Santa played me off all this time... amen!