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The ultimate cheesy party jokes

Updated on May 12, 2012

Hey, wanna hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, it's too cheesy.

How about a construction joke? Actually, I'm still working on it.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Never mind it's too long.

Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nevermind, you'll never get it.

Wanna hear a joke about sound? Nevermind, I think you already heard it.

Wanna hear a a pencil joke? Nevermind, there's no point.

What did the deer say when he left the gay bar? "I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there!"

Wanna hear a secret about butter? Nevermind, you might spread it.

Wanna hear a plane joke? Never mind, it's over your head.

Wanna hear a 9/11 joke? Never mind, it's just plane wrong.

Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Nevermind, I forgot it.

Wanna hear a dubstep joke? Nevermind, I'll just drop it.

  • "Hey dad I'm hungry"
  • "Really? I thought you were Daniel"
  • "No Dad, I'm serious"
  • "but you just said you were Hungry!"
  • "Are you kidding me???"
  • "No, I'm Dad."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate his pizza before it was cool

What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaaaay!

A lion would never cheat on his wife, but a tiger wood.

What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint

A man walks into the doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left_inner ear and a banana in his right ear.'Whats the matter with me?' he asks the doctor,The doctor replies 'Youre not eating properly.'

Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans!

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels!

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    • libby1970 profile image

      libby1970 5 years ago from KY

      Funny