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The world's scariest conspiracies. |Obama is a white man. | Aliens run the Republican Party.| Conspiracy Theories
Strange but true!
Everyone knows that everything said or written on the internet is absolutely true. Otherwise, people would have to engage their brains while perusing blogs and internet sights on the web. Why else would people, besides blind faith, believe such ridiculous, sickening, and insane things like Obama set up the murders in Aurora, the shootings in the Sikh temple in Wisconsin, and is planning to let the U.N. invade the United States? Being insatiably curious, I scoured the Internet and found the scariest conspiracy theories on the internet. So, disengage your brain and let the following truths wash over you.
Functional and viable robots were invented in 1950 and took over the world in 1951. In reality, the robots do not look “hi tech”, so our robot masters promote more modern looking robots on television and in movies to make any pictures taken of them to look unrealistic.
Barack Obama is really a white man. Not is only is Barak Obama white, he absolutely despises the white race. He has so much hatred against his own race, Caucasian, that he will allow African Americans to own white people as slaves. Remember, that everything you read and see on the internet is true. In addition, I have provided a pictures that proves Obama is a white man.
Aliens have been in charge of the Republican Party since Reagan was president. Yes, robots do rule the world, but robots and aliens get a long spectacularly well together. Therefore, the robots push the alien agenda without question.
George W. Bush is a certified devil worshipper. Again, I provide irrefutable proof that Bush was flashing the devils horns during his presidency. Some, crazy and disturbed people, say he is flashing the hook’em horns, symbol of the Texas Longhorns, but they would be wrong.
Wrestling is 100% real. The public could not handle the absolute fact that wrestling is real, so the wrestling federations started the misinformation campaign that wrestling is scripted and fake. Why could the public not accept the fact that wrestling is real? The public would severely question the management skills of all the different professional wrestling organizations, because none of the federations could hire competent referees. In addition, people would start to wonder why chairs and tables are so often “accidentally” left under the ring.
Fairies and leprechauns really do exist. The camera does not lie, you can see with your own eyes that fairies do exist. True, one of the sisters did confess years later that the fairies were only paper cutouts, but she was forced to do so by the Fairy Mafia!
Millions of years ago, plants used to absorb oxygen and put out carbon dioxide. Then for no apparent reason, plants started putting out oxygen, which was a poisonous gas at the time, and started absorbing carbon dioxide. Plants are now so mad at us nearly hairless apes (A.K.A. humans) that they are going to put out carbon dioxide and sucking up all the oxygen on May 27, 2013!
In closing, I will be writing about new conspiracy theories soon, so keep your eyes and minds open!!