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The world's scariest conspiracies. |Obama is a white man. | Aliens run the Republican Party.| Conspiracy Theories

Updated on January 31, 2013
Proof that Republicans love aliens (just not the illegal kind!).
Proof that Republicans love aliens (just not the illegal kind!).
Obama is a white man.
Obama is a white man.
He is flashing them devil horns!
He is flashing them devil horns!
Yes Virginia, there are fairies.
Yes Virginia, there are fairies.
Our metal masters.
Our metal masters.
They want us dead!
They want us dead!

Strange but true!

Everyone knows that everything said or written on the internet is absolutely true. Otherwise, people would have to engage their brains while perusing blogs and internet sights on the web. Why else would people, besides blind faith, believe such ridiculous, sickening, and insane things like Obama set up the murders in Aurora, the shootings in the Sikh temple in Wisconsin, and is planning to let the U.N. invade the United States? Being insatiably curious, I scoured the Internet and found the scariest conspiracy theories on the internet. So, disengage your brain and let the following truths wash over you.

Functional and viable robots were invented in 1950 and took over the world in 1951. In reality, the robots do not look “hi tech”, so our robot masters promote more modern looking robots on television and in movies to make any pictures taken of them to look unrealistic.

Barack Obama is really a white man. Not is only is Barak Obama white, he absolutely despises the white race. He has so much hatred against his own race, Caucasian, that he will allow African Americans to own white people as slaves. Remember, that everything you read and see on the internet is true. In addition, I have provided a pictures that proves Obama is a white man.

Aliens have been in charge of the Republican Party since Reagan was president. Yes, robots do rule the world, but robots and aliens get a long spectacularly well together. Therefore, the robots push the alien agenda without question.

George W. Bush is a certified devil worshipper. Again, I provide irrefutable proof that Bush was flashing the devils horns during his presidency. Some, crazy and disturbed people, say he is flashing the hook’em horns, symbol of the Texas Longhorns, but they would be wrong.

Wrestling is 100% real. The public could not handle the absolute fact that wrestling is real, so the wrestling federations started the misinformation campaign that wrestling is scripted and fake. Why could the public not accept the fact that wrestling is real? The public would severely question the management skills of all the different professional wrestling organizations, because none of the federations could hire competent referees. In addition, people would start to wonder why chairs and tables are so often “accidentally” left under the ring.

Fairies and leprechauns really do exist. The camera does not lie, you can see with your own eyes that fairies do exist. True, one of the sisters did confess years later that the fairies were only paper cutouts, but she was forced to do so by the Fairy Mafia!

Millions of years ago, plants used to absorb oxygen and put out carbon dioxide. Then for no apparent reason, plants started putting out oxygen, which was a poisonous gas at the time, and started absorbing carbon dioxide. Plants are now so mad at us nearly hairless apes (A.K.A. humans) that they are going to put out carbon dioxide and sucking up all the oxygen on May 27, 2013!

In closing, I will be writing about new conspiracy theories soon, so keep your eyes and minds open!!

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    • ib radmasters profile image

      ib radmasters 

      5 years ago from Southern California

      Now does your hub conclude that all conspiracy theories are devoid of the possibility they could be more true than not.

      Today, the words conspiracy theory take any story and make it sound like it is nonsensical and unbelievable to consider them.

      Many theories that are dubbed to be Conspiracy Theories are really responding to the lack of clear and factual answers to questions about the incidents they are providing an alternative possibility.

      The Warren Report didn't really provide this criteria in investigating the assassination of JFK.

      The 911 report really didn't answer how three WTC building fell straight down at the speed of gravity, especially when building 7 was not hit by any planes.

      Until, reasonable and factual answers can be presented, then the theories dubbed Conspiracy are as probable as those provided by the investigations from the government.

    • epigramman profile image

      epigramman 

      5 years ago

      .....loved this one again. These National Enquirer style headlines can never go out of style or fashion. They're timeless like your writing.

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      epigramman 

      6 years ago

      ....you're giving the epi-man a lot of ideas with your totally unique, original and awe inspiring hub presentation - and only in America - Land of Paranoia can you have conspiracies and wonderful witty and oh so true writers like you - sending you warm wishes and good energy from lake erie time ontario canada 11:39pm

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      Robin Grosswirth 

      6 years ago from New York

      Thanks for the laugh. I used to think that there was some credible searches left.

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      Theresa Ast 

      6 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Patrick - Don't know how I missed this, but its been a rough fall. First, I am very, very scared, and I am laughing hysterically. Not sure what that means or who is actually in control, but I like it. Great Hub. Sharing. ~~Theresa

    • pmorries profile imageAUTHOR

      pmorries 

      6 years ago from Golden, CO

      Billy Buc, I am glad that my hub made you laugh, but I hope it scared you a little bit too.

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      Bill Holland 

      6 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Oh my, that was funny! I always suspected that about Bush but now I've seen proof! Thanks for the laugh first thing in the morning.

    • pmorries profile imageAUTHOR

      pmorries 

      6 years ago from Golden, CO

      I hope you wrote your comment while wearing a tinfoil hat, or we are both in serious trouble!!!!

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      John D Nathan 

      6 years ago from Dallas, Texas. USA

      OMG, Pmorries! You forgot to mention the reptilian humanoid race that controls all branches of government....

      [topic censored by server]

      There is no reptilian overlord control of the government. Please resume your duties, citizen.

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