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The Bedroom Pro (limerick)

Updated on March 4, 2014

In bedroom wife turned me to pro

In time all her training would show

Now it took some weaning

But expert she’s gleaning

For I learned the meaning of no


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Probably felt another headache coming on.

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Good one!

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      They have found a product which had the same reaction for women

      as Viagra has for men. It is called D-i-a-m-o-n-d-s! The bigger the diamond, the bigger the experience!


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      Audrey Howitt 4 years ago from California

      Oh yes!

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      lol! ah never mind!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      Ohhhh NO!!!


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      kidscrafts 4 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      Sometimes that happen ;-)

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Sorry. Better luck next time....

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      Ann Carr 4 years ago from SW England

      Good one!

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      Dora Weithers 4 years ago from The Caribbean

      Good wife. Smart husband!

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      Robert A. Joseph 4 years ago

      I relate.