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The Haunting (limerick)

Updated on February 16, 2016

Alone and afraid I would be

So scared of the ghosts I would see

Then wife turned on light

And restored my sight

That big drunk last night it was me


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      shabana 2 years ago

      Tank God you got it lol ,thanks for sharing smile

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Ha Ha and LOL! Very funny.

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      LikaMarie 5 years ago

      Thumbed up. Thanks for the laugh.

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      ignugent17 5 years ago

      hahahaha :-))) very funny!

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      lovedoctor926 5 years ago

      Lol. I am starting to enjoy these limericks.

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      Lol..da bends...

      great pic..

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one. No wonder he couldn't remember.

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      Farhat 5 years ago from Delhi

      now i knew, why drinking is considered as an evil !

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      Marites Mabugat-Simbajon 5 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

      Waaaa, afraid of self! Hahahaha!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HeeHee, Funny..Good one!!

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      YogaKat 5 years ago from Oahu Hawaii

      Awesome little limerick . . .loved it.

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      Thomas Silvia 5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Great fun poem, well done !

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      mizjo 5 years ago from New York City, NY

      I would love to know where you get your images from. They are part of the fun of your hilarious hubs.

      This one looks like an Irishman! (Sorry, not being politically incorrect, I hope).

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      picklesandrufus 5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      What a hoot!! :)

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      Valleypoet 5 years ago

      There is only one kind of spirit he's seen tonight!..LOL

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      Another great laugh.

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      CrisSp 5 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Lol! Did you see dead people too MH? Very funny!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Been there, done that, wrote the book. Glad those days are over. :) Thanks for the reminder.

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      Linda Crist 5 years ago from Central Virginia

      Bet that's not the first time that's happened to a lot of guys. lol

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Oh, he was seeing things?

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      You just tickled my brain.

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      Deborah 5 years ago from Las Vegas

      Lol MH, what a perfect limerick for Halloween! Too funny my friend.