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The Wonder Pan (limerick)

Updated on January 30, 2015

She bought a new marvelous pan

Whose use beyond wonder could span

For cooking it’s fit

To meet every bit

She even used it to fix man


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      Wayne Barrett 

      5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Very funny, Martin!

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      'Fix man'?

      Me thinks she needs to hit him again!

      lol..

      hope you're feeling decent, my friend..

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      You know how popular those multi-use tools are!

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      Beth37 

      5 years ago

      ha ha... reminds me of "Throw mama from the train" Remember that?

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Nothing like an all purpose pan.

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 

      5 years ago from Reno NV

      During these last few weeks, with the new babes and the lack of sleep my wife has come after me with a few pans (metaphorically speaking.) Tried my hand at a limerick, tell me what you think. Jamie

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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Tell her to put a lid on it :-)

      Funny!

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      Hahaha, reminds me of the time when I was young and dating my now husband, and we were at the beach, and I actually had to use pan to fix my man hahaha, as a joke, of course!!

      Hugs, Faith Reaper

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      Shannon Henry 

      5 years ago from Texas

      Aha! Perhaps he deserved his fixin'? Love the picture. Is that what inspired this funny bit? Brings to mind songs and television shows - all sorts of scenarios with frying pans and/or rolling pins, women, and men involved!

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      Lena Kovadlo 

      5 years ago from Staten Island, NY

      Interesting limericks. Love the photo. Thanks for sharing.

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      So the moral is do whatever you can

      To avoid your wife's new Wonder pan!

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      That is a tried and true recipe!

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      DJ Anderson 

      5 years ago

      Some times, a woman has to do, what a woman has to do!

      DJ.

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      sweethearts2 

      5 years ago from Northwest Indiana

      Sorry,

      else not less - of course if he is misbehaving he might ask for the pan less.

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      sweethearts2 

      5 years ago from Northwest Indiana

      A woman and her pan what less could a man ask for - that is if he ain't misbehaving.

      You've brightened my day

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Now that's what I call re-purposing! :-)

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      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from sunny Florida

      Yeppie. A wonder pan indeed....now I have my chuckle for the day as I began this beautiful Florida morning.

      Hugs and Angels are on the way :) ps

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Funny. That has to hurt.

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      Good one....the only thing on the boil today is her blood:-))

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      whonunuwho 

      5 years ago from United States

      Nice pan...thank God it is a small one! whonu

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      Go get him - I'm a whizz with a pan - multi functional of course.

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      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      ah. the best cooking items are multi-functional. i would like to see what she can do with a rolling pin!!!

      another good one. thanks for all these wonderful nuggets of fun!

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      And with that laugh I say goodnight.

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