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Treasured Words (limerick)

Updated on June 19, 2013

A dream was the night we were wed

So sweet were the words which she said

As I held her near

She whispered in ear

How rich is our dear uncle Fred


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      Beth37 

      5 years ago

      I like the limerick. I like the picture too. lol

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      picklesandrufus 

      5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Still laughing!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one.

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      Lol..almost as bad - i thought she was going to mike tyson his ear off...

      love ya, M..

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      greencha 

      5 years ago from UK

      Ha.....thats funny.... a limerick a day keeps the doc away.....

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Money 'do ' make it nice..Hee..

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      May Uncle Fred be so lucky...or perhaps he is!

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      cat on a soapbox 

      5 years ago

      Haha- hopefully Uncle Fred is as likeable as his other assets. :)

      I always enjoy your limericks!

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Maybe she should have asked that first?!

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      A marriage made in heaven! Up and funny....

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      LOL Keep your eye on dear old Uncle Fred!

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      Kawika Chann 

      5 years ago from Northwest, Hawaii, Anykine place

      Nice one! Gold digger alert! I hope Uncle Fred sees whats coming... Thanks for the laugh this morning. Peace. Kawi.

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      Sean 

      5 years ago from PA

      Thank you for the drinking coffee smile and chuckle, the picture goes completely well with the short story :) haha.

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Leave it to you for my great morning laugh.

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      Fehl Dungo 

      5 years ago from close to you...

      Oh wow LOL is there a part 2?

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      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      Well, in her defense, she didn't marry him for his money. She married him for Uncle Fred's! :)

      Loved it! Great picture too. Yum!

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      Not really a gold digger - just asking! LOL.

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      Rich 

      5 years ago from Kentucky

      Her eyes were an emerald green

      most beautiful you'd ever seen

      They'd melt your heart

      panting they'd start

      When bank account was found wiped clean!

      Great job, mh! The type of girl you'd write home to mother about ... and cry. lol

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      Nellieanna Hay 

      5 years ago from TEXAS

      haha - oh, my! ;-)

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      An important consideration for sure. LOL

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