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Two peoples

Updated on February 23, 2015

Your spanner is wrenching my socket

Your boot's in the trunk of my car

It's parky out here on this chilly day

You don't even know what smores are

Your bonnet is under my hood

Your apartment is just a bit flat

My building's a block

Your cookie's a biscuit

I don't even understand that

You got your drugs from the chemist

The pharmacist refilled my script

Your chav didn't come from my hood

Do your stud-muffins get ripped?

I top English muffins with jelly

You top your muffins with jam

I don't ever eat crumpets, I think

But at least we both know about spam!

My chips have been crisped

My fries have been chipped

My daughters in nappies

And my wig is flipped!

The chicks and the birds flock together

Separately which is causing a row

I don't want to argue about it

I'm frankly not even sure how!

Copyright 2011 christopher w neal all rights reserved


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    • Chris Neal profile image

      Chris Neal 6 years ago from Fishers, IN

      You're welcome

    • Pamela N Red profile image

      Pamela N Red 6 years ago from Oklahoma

      lol That was cute. Thanks for sharing.