Unhappily Ever After ~ After
Prince Charming sped off riding, hugging Goldilocks by his side
Cinderella's barefoot, left in ashes~no longer Charmings' bride
Little Red, all grown up, shares a cavern with three bears and a wolf
'Abra-Cadabra' are meaningless words as Merlin's wand goes "Poof"
'Once Upon a Time'~Brought to life, twisted all to Hell
Nightmares Grimm~Geese don't fly, in this fairy tale
'Happily Ever After' is how the stories ended~as you closed the book
Wake up Princess~Go to the mirror and take a second look
You'll see three pigs who own a mansion that's made of air, built on a bridge named Gruff
Jack is limping on a crutch and Hercules ain't tough
The Old Woman got a face lift and left her shoe,her soul~and her kids behind
A man chewed, swallowed and then puked up the Gingerbread man and see ~the Wicked Witch is kind
Mr. Spratt was judged bulimic when he ate his wife in vain
Ask any chicken that you pass, if it feels like rain
Miss Muffet owns a silk industry and sells venom on the side
People line to seek the truth, from a puppet boy who lied
A fishermans' wife left her husband and ran away with a talking fish
Genies are rubbing magic lanterns, hoping for a wish
Rumpelstiltskin owns a shop that turns gold into hay
Midas visits often, sometimes three times in a day
The dish and spoon have separated~cows no longer jump
I hear a Blue Boy found his horn inside a beanstalk stump
Marys' lamb leads her now, to where he wants to go
Bet on turtles in any race over hares who run too slow
Rapunzel sports a shiny scalp, she buffs it every morn
The Emperor actually holds the title for having most clothes worn
Humpty Dumpty sat so long he rotted right in place
Miss Peep still wanders aimlessly~her sheep lie under face
Hansel and Gretal in a sticky situation close to Halloween day
Masqueraders out trick or treating, bagged their home away
Belle lost her sight~three mice now read to her aloud and the Prince remains a beast
There is no moon to light the night, the sun sets in the East
That Horner kid lives in a house that's circular inside
Lions seek wisdom~Scarecrows want hearts and the Tin Men they seek pride
The Prince to marry was cannabis and didn't have a pea
Mr. Dum became president~or was that Mr. Dee?
The King and Queen on welfare are eating blackbird soup
That crooked family never straightened out~got 20 in the coup
Thieves stole three bags from a sheep~ made masks~then robbed a candy store
Gulliver married and he carries his bride by his fingers four
Too much plastic surgery turned some duck into a rubber raft
Miss Beautys' fired, keeps nodding out, while spinning out her craft
Jack and Jill,two mountain climbers~never come down for air
James has roaches, like Joe's Apartment~from living in a pear
Hans still blowing soap bubbles 'cause he won't quit saying "Damn"
Blaming cross dress during the melting, the soldiers' now called Ma'am
"Two~One~My Shoes Undone"~is a rap song~sung by Ole K.Cole
A man vanished while swimming~same time a frog drowned in his pool
G.G. is being treated for bad gastritis and never leaves her house~she smells like rotten eggs
A Mermaid bought a rotor saw and chopped off both her legs
Mrs. Hubbard won best recipe for original dog stew
Vacation photos a many for Piggy # 2
Twinkle became a household name, a star, world known, for sure, indeed
That weird kid built his home around his cradle that still hangs upon a weed
Dwarfs of seven they are all under psychiatric care
Brothers Winken, Blinken and Nod sit for days and stare
The magic's gone, rainbows none, pots of gold are rust
Stars have all been shot, wells dried up and fairies have no dust
Open Sesame is just a fancy name for seeds you need to sack
The Muffin Man ran out of dough, he spent it all on crack~
Hatred plays in place of love~Boldness looks like fear~
No one's happy~they're all sad~Hence, I shed a tear~
If fairy tales don't really come true~That shatters all my dreams~
And "WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET" is what it TRULY means~
