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Updated on September 7, 2011

What are you smuggling?

Tuan comes up to the border between Vietnam and China on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"

"Rice," answered Tuan.

The guard says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but rice. He detains Tuan overnight and has the rice analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure rice in the bags The guard releases Tuan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?"

"Rice," says Tuan.

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but rice. He gives the sand back to Tuan, and Tuan crosses the border on his bicycle.

This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally, Tuan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a noodles restaurant in Vietnam.

"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"

Tuan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."

I LOVE PEOPLE & CULTURES, THEREFORE THIS HUB IS JUST FOR FUN. NOTHING SERIOUS JUST FUNNY, SO HAVE FUN.

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Eating Dogs:

Two Vietnamese refugees have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, one of the refugees points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart. "Two dogs, please," she says.

The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs."

One of them opens the foil and begins to blush. Staring at it for a moment, she turns to her friend and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"

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Happiness Of Life

An American, a Frenchman, and a Vietnamese refugee had a discussion about the happiness of life.

"To me, happiness is returning home on a Monday evening, having a wonderful dinner prepared by my wife, then slouching on the sofa watching Monday Night Football," the American said.

"You Americans are not romantic at all", the French injected, "Spending a lovely evening with my lover, walking along the Seine river, and having a romantic dinner on top of the Eiffel tower. That is happiness of life."

"You call those things happiness", the Vietnamese said, "then you two still don't understand life at all. Imagine this. You are sleeping soundly at night in Saigon. Then suddenly you hear loud knocks on your front door.

You hear loud voices, 'Mr. Nguyen Van Binh, open the door!'. Awaked with fear, you rush out and open the door. Right there, you see two secret policemen ready to handcuff you. One man say to you, 'Mr. Nguyen Van Binh, you are under arrest for your anti-revolutionary activities.

You are being sent to the re-educational camp for an undetermined period of time. Sweating profusely and shaking uncontrollably, you reply to them, 'Comrades, Mr. Nguyen Van Binh lives next door.' That moment is the ultimate happiness of life, my friends."

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  • Mr Nice profile imageAUTHOR

    Mr Nice 

    8 years ago from North America

    Ni Hao einron,

    Thanks for viewing and commenting on my hub. You should also visit my hub about China too. See you soon.

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    einron 

    8 years ago from Toronto, Ontario, CANADA

    I love the hub. There is nothing like humour. Thanks!

  • Mr Nice profile imageAUTHOR

    Mr Nice 

    8 years ago from North America

    ilovehubs,

    Welcome and thanks for commenting on my hub. Please come again.

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    ilovehubs 

    8 years ago from North America

    Hahahahaha, hilarious thanks for making my weekend.

  • Mr Nice profile imageAUTHOR

    Mr Nice 

    8 years ago from North America

    Mabutay pretty,

    I am glad I made rest of your Sunday. Actually you made rest of my weekend too. Salamat

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    prettydarkhorse 

    8 years ago from US

    hehe, you are hilarious, you made my Sunday now, Kumusta ka? Salamat, thnaks you, Maita

  • Mr Nice profile imageAUTHOR

    Mr Nice 

    8 years ago from North America

    Hi Amber Allen,

    Welcome and thanks for supporting my hubs with your precious thoughts. Enjoy rest of your weekend.

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    Amber Allen 

    8 years ago

    I'm smiling :)

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