What Will We Think Of Next
Let Us Find Out
Save a spider
Kill a bug
What a great idea for a poster
It could change the way we see nature
Spiders build webs automatically
All we have to do is set up a spider house
Outside in the yard of course
My wife wants it far away from her
I see not the obvious
But in between the lines
My wife said we have a spider in the house
It wasn't five seconds until I found an empty container for our new pet
The world is not ready for my original idea pet spiders
So years later I revamped my old idea
It's like taking an old black and white movie
Giving it color
Wow
Still my wife is less than thrilled
As I stand on my kitchen chair
Reaching with a pencil
The plan is to tap the spider into the old humus container
A clear plastic small container
On it's way to recycling
Pulled from a bag with plastic water bottles and broken cardboard boxes
Rescued from a sudden death
Now I still don't know if it will work
I have tried to get bugs before
Either I kill them by accident or they slip away
As I reach into the corner of the ceiling
Where the spider resides
I try to relocate him to a new home
I climb down of the chair
Turn to my wife
Do you see a spider on me ?
Your joking
She was way to calm
She was on to my shenanigans
I had it in the container safely
I show my wife
Her reaction
Beautiful
I wouldn't say that
More natural
Natures finest
Outside you go tomorrow
I put the container on the counter
If I was you
I wouldn't open it
Well that's all I have for today
Just a spider and a dream
