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What a Turkey Kind of Day!

Updated on November 23, 2012

What a Day!!


One in the morning and I'm feeling stuffed

might sound so corny but, I'm feeling the blast,

that blows on my pendant that makes me unique

what a turkey kind of day screaming from deep within!


Being pardoned before noon, doesn't cut it anyhow

Since I'm already thawed an cleaned

too late for me, if you already know what I mean

read between the already have removed my giblets from deep inside

People love the left overs but that is not what really matters

who cares if I'm roasted enough

Sunny day will use her grandma's recipe at last

Mary 615 will share her own stuffing, maybe, perhaps

I feel already showing my naked truth

Being cut in pieces by Cardisa who knows her thing

Getting tasted by This Epiman returning from work

to cause me harm

and to make things worst, he will throw my pride

into the basket next to this cat that look so fine

I feel uneasy around Flora Bree

she will take pictures of her cat Amy and me

regardless of my overnight cry for help

I'm already done and the rest will be History

Funny how people complain about left overs

When an empty stomach make room for my lost soul

Saddlerrider1 would love to have me with a glass of wine

Reading a script that he might love to find one of a kind

for a new acting career that doesn't mention my name which is 'Lorraine'

A new day, a new Thanksgiving

wish I was the Turkey of the macy's parade

Instead will be handled by Habee from Georgia Peach

didn't meant to say that life was a bitch

unlucky my mom, that was killed by a pinball inside this Arcade

2 a.m. and I think this reflexion appeased my pain

wondering If Patty Inglish got my resume from Ohio Farms

too late, to darn late, already done with me and my faith

Next time will wonder whatever happened to AEvans, for god's sake!

Femme Flashpoint wanted to make friends with me

will invite me to eat this vegan soup

what is certain, there is no need to such a treat

the place will be closed and this will be my end...Kaput!

Thank you Mr. President!!

This will be me soon!
This will be me soon! | Source


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  • Lord De Cross profile image

    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    Thanks for the read and your time Debbie. Glad you are having a happy thanksgiving.

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    Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

    I love your poem.. my dear...Happy thanksgiving to you and to all Our sweet Hubbers friends.. and God bless you all..


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    Joseph De Cross 6 years ago

    Now you made me hungry Htodd!

    Thanks for the comment my friend!


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    htodd 6 years ago from United States

    Great turkey kind..he he

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    Joseph De Cross 6 years ago


    Oh My God! Grand Damme!

    Are you trying to make me laugh like Epi!

    "..ready made, no feathers...from a boiling water..yuck!"

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    FloraBreenRobison 6 years ago

    After all this talk of birds, I decided to have chicken tonight -one of those ready made. Amy approved. :)

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    Joseph De Cross 6 years ago

    Great Flora!

    I think Amy deserves a part in "Cats and Dogs" Part-meouw!

    This poem was made overnight thinking about these poor things that were part of The Northeamerican tradition. I know Canada celebrates a month in any Olimpics!! Thanks anyway!..still laughing at the cats and dogs part MEOUW?

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    FloraBreenRobison 6 years ago

    Came over here as soon as I read your comment on your latest hub.Sorry I am late to the party. I am sure Amy loves that you have mentioned her and turkey together. She loves to eat birds. I probably would take pictures too! and then I would post them in a hub about Amy and food. :)

    This is a funny poem. A delight among serious discussions about the meaning of thanksgiving.

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    Joseph De Cross 6 years ago

    Happy that you enjoed this piece dear friend!

    You always surprise us with you sudden appearance Always! Thanks for the comment!


    Happy Thanksgiving too!

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    Ruby Jean Fuller 6 years ago from Southern Illinois

    Funny, cute and clever..Enjoyed. Happy Thanksgiving evening.

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    Joseph De Cross 6 years ago

    Sure MARY! going back to normalcy...I think you missed some of my poems...Thanks for your support my dear friend


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    Mary Hyatt 6 years ago from Florida

    After eating a huge Thanksgiving dinner, I needed a chuckle, and I got it from your poem! I'm pleased to have my name mentioned along with so many other good friends here.

    Yes, now that the contest is over, you can get back to writing some more of your beautiful love poems, right???

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    Joseph De Cross 6 years ago

    Hi Pat!

    I thought you had a hold of her!! is thanksgiving day..maybe Lorraine left for NYC., down 34 ST. Take care! and don't forget to cook the stuffing apart, better taste and less heartburns!


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    Patty Inglish 6 years ago from USA. Member of Asgardia, the first space nation, since October 2016

    Hey! - I just received a pretty good resume. Get me that turkey on the phone. What? answer, you you?

    Rated up and others and shared. This is a fun poem.


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    Joseph De Cross 6 years ago

    Hello Raciniwa,

    Have a wonderful day or night. The spirit of thanksgiving is basically embodied in the spirit of sharing and giving Thanks for all what you have or possible have already accomplished. Have a great one!


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    Joseph De Cross 6 years ago

    Hello Barbara,

    Yeah I did have my own share of the laughing last night. Felt good to write with no Contest pressure and that was all, having the fun of our lives. Happy tirmes with your Auntie and be carefulat dinner time. You might feel that emptiness..of a friend already gone.


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    raciniwa 6 years ago from Naga City, Cebu

    happy thanksgiving, unfortunately we don't celebrate that in here, and we don't serve turkeys either...thanks for sharing your old time tradition...

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    PurvisBobbi44 6 years ago from Florida


    Thanks for the laugh this morning, I needed to wake-up.

    Happy Turkey Day to you and yours,


  • Lord De Cross profile image

    Joseph De Cross 6 years ago

    You too Sunnie dear,

    Remember..our hearts to all them..that served their farm.


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    Sunnie Day 6 years ago

    Ahhh super super cute!...May all the Turkeys Rest in Peace...:) Happy Thanksgiving lord...

    Have a wonderful day,


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    Joseph De Cross 6 years ago

    Same to you femmeflashpoint..of no return? ( Kidding)

    Have a nice Holiday! And don't order two portions of a Vegan soup! 3 turkeys or more... will come around!

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    Joseph De Cross 6 years ago

    Hello Hendricks,

    Yeah, we all will get our share of the blame..!, but life goes on


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    femmeflashpoint 6 years ago

    de Cross -


    I feel I know this turkey now. We might even have become friends had things turned out different.

    (Sigh ... ) Waiter? I'll have the VEGAN SOUP!

    Happy Thanksgiving de Cross ;)

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    HendrikDB 6 years ago

    Poor turkeys! Thanks.