What a Turkey Kind of Day!
What a Day!!
One in the morning and I'm feeling stuffed
might sound so corny but, I'm feeling the blast,
that blows on my pendant that makes me unique
what a turkey kind of day screaming from deep within!
Being pardoned before noon, doesn't cut it anyhow
Since I'm already thawed an cleaned
too late for me, if you already know what I mean
read between the lines..you already have removed my giblets from deep inside
People love the left overs but that is not what really matters
who cares if I'm roasted enough
Sunny day will use her grandma's recipe at last
Mary 615 will share her own stuffing, maybe, perhaps
I feel already showing my naked truth
Being cut in pieces by Cardisa who knows her thing
Getting tasted by This Epiman returning from work
to cause me harm
and to make things worst, he will throw my pride
into the basket next to this cat that look so fine
I feel uneasy around Flora Bree
she will take pictures of her cat Amy and me
regardless of my overnight cry for help
I'm already done and the rest will be History
Funny how people complain about left overs
When an empty stomach make room for my lost soul
Saddlerrider1 would love to have me with a glass of wine
Reading a script that he might love to find one of a kind
for a new acting career that doesn't mention my name which is 'Lorraine'
A new day, a new Thanksgiving
wish I was the Turkey of the macy's parade
Instead will be handled by Habee from Georgia Peach
didn't meant to say that life was a bitch
unlucky my mom, that was killed by a pinball inside this Arcade
2 a.m. and I think this reflexion appeased my pain
wondering If Patty Inglish got my resume from Ohio Farms
too late, to darn late, already done with me and my faith
Next time will wonder whatever happened to AEvans, for god's sake!
Femme Flashpoint wanted to make friends with me
will invite me to eat this vegan soup
what is certain, there is no need to such a treat
the place will be closed and this will be my end...Kaput!
Thank you Mr. President!!
- SO YOU THINK YOU CANNOT LAUGH-SERIOUSLY
A STATE TROPPER PULLS OVER A GUY WHO WENT AGAINST THE TRAFFIC. UNFORTUNATELY, WHEN HE IS READY TO GO..TURNS INTO REVERSE. COP GETS A SURPRISE OF A LIFETIME