Where Has My Sense Of Humour Gone? (Poetry)
Where has my sense of
Humour gone?
Has it left for another home?
Like when a neighbour feeds your
Cat!
STOLEN!
I'll soon deal with that!
I'll look for someone
With a knowing
Smirk,
Eyes that twinkle, and
I'll not shirk from
Telling them to
GIVE IT BACK!
But they'll tell me, please
Do not attack,
Just because
Laughter, I lack...
So did you leave of
Your own accord?
Did it seem like too much
Work?
Finding funny things to say
When trials of life get
In the way?
I'll look for you
All the same,
I'll the climb the highest
Mountain
And shout your name...
(Oh no, you haven't got a name
I'll call you George!)
...And shout out
GEORGE!
Come back I'll say,
Don't let life get in the way...
Or maybe,
You're just hiding
George!
The jokes on me,
And now I see
As I take the time,
That "George" is silly
It doesn't rhyme!
Never mind!
Just come back!
I need a larf
And I ask not just on
My behalf,
But for everyone
Who knows me well,
They miss my smile
And the tales I tell.
And so a joke
To cheer things up!
And bring my
Sense of humour
Back!
Here goes....
Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus?
Because he couldn't get his stilton!
LOL
Sorry!
A little bit
CHEESY!
I know...
Maybe that's why my
Sense of humour
Did go!
