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Why did God named Eve a Woman? Because when god created Eve, he was himself amazed that she was so beautiful. God said to himself - Woah man!
You see even god cannot believe on his eyes. Women is the only beautiful creature on the earth. It comes in all sizes and shapes. Overall women are wonderful & highly in demand always, benefits always come with responsibilities.
Women are beautiful, cute, tender & soft because they were created from Adam's rib. Some how without an invisible missing rib Adam is still very strong & brave, he is not scared of bugs, mouse & he can even kill spiders too.
Worst part of women life, I believe is vicious monthly cycle, carrying a baby for 9 months & finally the PMS. Who wants all that, advantages do have some disadvantages or inconveniences.
I have no wish & will never want to be a woman because I am thankful to God that men don't have the vicious monthly cycle. Otherwise, they have to design a special kind of pads to cover all over, what a mess. If there were no women, today Adam might be the only human being on the earth.
This is all in appreciation for women, so please enjoy & if you like the hub then do leave your precious thoughts.
A Mothers Love For Her Daughters
~ Men and women with highly symmetrical faces tend to have more lovers to choose from. Additionally, men with symmetrical faces begin to have sex four years earlier, have more sex, and have more affairs than their lopsided peers. Women also tend to have more orgasms with symmetrical men. ~
♥ The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can be analysed, women ... merely adored. ♥ OSCAR WILDE, The Ideal Husband
♥ For I cannot think that GOD Almighty ever made them [women] so delicate, so glorious creatures; and furnished them with such charms, so agreeable and so delightful to mankind; with souls capable of the same accomplishments with men: and all, to be only Stewards of our Houses, Cooks, and Slaves. ♥ DANIEL DEFOE
♥ Man loves little and often, woman much and rarely. ♥ Giorgio Basta
♥ Eve was not taken out of Adam's head to top him, neither out of his feet to be trampled on by him, but out of his side to be equal with him, under his arm to be protected by him, and near his heart to be loved by him. ♥ Matthew Henry
♥ The angel of the Family is Woman. Mother, wife, or sister, Woman is the caress of life, the soothing sweetness of affection shed over its toils, a reflection for the individual of the loving providence, which watches over Humanity. In her there is treasure enough of consoling tenderness to allay every pain. Moreover, for every one of us she is the initiator of the future. The mother's first kiss teaches the child love; the first holy kiss of the woman he loves teaches man hope and faith in life; and love and faith create a desire for perfection and the power of reaching towards it step by step; create the future, in short, of which the living symbol is the child, link between us and the generations to come. Through her, the Family, with its divine mystery of reproduction, points to Eternity. ♥ Giuseppe Mazzini
♥ Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. However, they still know how to use their softer side to make a point.
♥ Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves.
♥ Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
♥ A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable.
♥ Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
♥ The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals.
♥ They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with.
Susan Boyle - Wild Horses
Woman was created from the rib of man: Not from his head to be thought of only, nor from his hand to be owned, nor from his foot to be beneath, but from under his arm to be protected, from his side to be equal, and from his heart to be loved."
Adam and Eve Story:
When was the first surgery done? When Adam was put to sleep to remove his rib.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Where is the first math problem mentioned in the Bible?
When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.
Did Eve never have a date with Adam?
No, it was an apple.
When was the longest day in the Bible?
The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
Why was Adam a famous runner?
A: Because he was first in the human race.
Why was Adam created first?
To give him a chance to say something.
Why did God create man before woman?
He didn't want any advice.
Where is the first mention of insurance in the Bible?
When Adam and Eve needed more coverage.