Why don’t you stare at my beautiful boobs?

Disclaimers: Read this at your own risks. This is solely for giggles and smiles! It is not intended to courage one’s behavior one way or the other. If you are offended, I apologize in advance.

Please, humor me! Stare at my beautiful boobs. I have gained more than thirty pounds over the four years since I work for this company. Don’t get me wrong, I am grateful for having this job and it is quite enjoyable. My two jobs within the company require me to sit all day long on my behind. Lack of exercise is one of the reasons why I have gained so much! I have no one else to blame but myself.

One day, I went to the food place and get myself a Starbuck coffee. The cashier, bless her heart, asked,” How are you feeling?” In the meantime, it just hit me that she thought I was expecting, Yes, she thought I was having a baby! I am serious! Believe me this happen to me so often that I don’t even get offended. So I smiled back and replied,” I am not pregnant. I am just FAT!” That was about two years ago. In the back of my mine, I made that mistake once and I will never make that mistake again! What was I thinking?

In the meantime, I am always a thick person. I wish I have that hourglass figure. Someone did not give that to me and it wasn’t God, I hope! Over the years, my self- image would be comparable to a picture of the “frog” with a big belly, or the “incredible hulk”. I kid you not! I am so afraid of wearing a buttoned down shirt. I can just picture myself, talking in front of my peers or the company of the CEO, when my buttons started to pop! I would be fired or died of embarrassment, LOL. When I shared that with my co-workers, they laughed so hard that they were rolling on the floor! Imagine I am more less about a hundred and sixty pounds and 5’5”. All the human beings I ran into would not describe me as this fat woman.

Just recently, I was talking to one of the male co-worker. I couldn’t help it to notice that he kept looking at my stomach, not my beautiful boobs! I thought, OMG! Here we go again! I know that he did not mean to because this guy is a respectful person. I know the blouse I wore was not too flattering that day. My age is not a secret to my friends. I am not in the age of bearing a child. I am more of in the group of AARP! I had to refrain myself from saying it loud,” I am not pregnant!” I don’t think I was offended. I didn’t even think that he was rude. It bothers me a little bit when I think….why don’t you stare at my beautiful boobs instead of my stomach? That is not to encourage anyone’s unwelcomed behavior either. Hope you enjoy my fun blog!