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Wife’s Eye Crisis (limerick)

Updated on January 10, 2013

My wife had got something in eye

So painful that it made her cry

So crisis we heeded

And to store proceeded

To get shoes she needed to buy


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      dorothy saltel 

      2 years ago

      yes that would do it!

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Yep, we women love our shoes!

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Us women have to have our shoes.. lol

      great.. one love it

      Debbie

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      She had you wrapped around your finger!

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      Sunnie Day 

      5 years ago

      Humm..the old tear trick! I must try it I do need a new pair of shoes..lol

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      OY! (apparently my comment is too short, soooo - OY again! haha)

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Tears will get you every time.

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      Oh dear...something has caught her eye..........shoes!! LOL:-))

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      arb 

      5 years ago from oregon

      Good one martin. The pain women will endure to look good has no limit.

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      That always works for me! Up and funny!

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      Joanna Chandler 

      5 years ago from On planet Earth

      LOL your a mess mhatter lol she was lusting at a pair of shoes.

      Thanks for sharing this

      "funny"

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      LOL!! SHOES!!! The cure all!!!!!!

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Thanks for the a.m. chuckle.

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      Dr Cil 

      5 years ago

      So cute!.. I might try that! ha ha..

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      Chuga 

      5 years ago from Africa

      Amazingly cryptic. Didin't get it till the end.

      Wish my husband was so easily moved, I have quite a lot of things in my eye too.

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL...never saw that one coming!

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      Farhat 

      5 years ago from Delhi

      hahaha....all wife's prank! .....great Limerick!!

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