ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel
  • »
  • Books, Literature, and Writing»
  • Poems & Poetry

Wife’s Eye Crisis (limerick)

Updated on January 10, 2013

My wife had got something in eye

So painful that it made her cry

So crisis we heeded

And to store proceeded

To get shoes she needed to buy


    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    • profile image

      dorothy saltel 20 months ago

      yes that would do it!

    • bravewarrior profile image

      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Yep, we women love our shoes!

    • Deborah Brooks profile image

      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Us women have to have our shoes.. lol

      great.. one love it


    • aviannovice profile image

      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      She had you wrapped around your finger!

    • profile image

      Sunnie Day 5 years ago

      Humm..the old tear trick! I must try it I do need a new pair of

    • ImKarn23 profile image

      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      OY! (apparently my comment is too short, soooo - OY again! haha)

    • Gypsy Rose Lee profile image

      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Tears will get you every time.

    • profile image

      Valleypoet 5 years ago

      Oh dear...something has caught her!! LOL:-))

    • arb profile image

      arb 5 years ago from oregon

      Good one martin. The pain women will endure to look good has no limit.

    • breakfastpop profile image

      breakfastpop 5 years ago

      That always works for me! Up and funny!

    • LadyFiddler profile image

      Joanna Chandler 5 years ago from On planet Earth

      LOL your a mess mhatter lol she was lusting at a pair of shoes.

      Thanks for sharing this


    • shiningirisheyes profile image

      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      LOL!! SHOES!!! The cure all!!!!!!

    • wetnosedogs profile image

      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      Thanks for the a.m. chuckle.

    • profile image

      Dr Cil 5 years ago

      So cute!.. I might try that! ha ha..

    • weavesandbraids profile image

      Chuga 5 years ago from Africa

      Amazingly cryptic. Didin't get it till the end.

      Wish my husband was so easily moved, I have quite a lot of things in my eye too.

    • billybuc profile image

      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL...never saw that one coming!

    • shara63 profile image

      Farhat 5 years ago from Delhi

      hahaha....all wife's prank! .....great Limerick!!