Wit and Beauty
He said and she said.
Touting his intellectual attainments, he boasted: 'Honey I have finally mastered a recipe."
He: "Yes. I have mastered the recipe for peanut butter and jam sandwiches."
She: "Obviously your intellect now matches your handsomeness."
He: "Thanks. But, honey, some people don't think I'm very handsome."
He, not wanting to be left holding the gag, :"Honey, you know that new diet you have been trying?
He: "I know an even better way to lose pounds quickly."
She: "Oh, and just what would that be?"
He: "Just bet on an English horse race."
She: "Well, at least you have demonstrated some horse sense after all."