Wit and Beauty
He said and she said.
Touting his intellectual attainments, he boasted: 'Honey I have finally mastered a recipe."
She: "Oh?"
He: "Yes. I have mastered the recipe for peanut butter and jam sandwiches."
She: "Obviously your intellect now matches your handsomeness."
He: "Thanks. But, honey, some people don't think I'm very handsome."
She: "Exactly."
He, not wanting to be left holding the gag, :"Honey, you know that new diet you have been trying?
She: "Yes."
He: "I know an even better way to lose pounds quickly."
She: "Oh, and just what would that be?"
He: "Just bet on an English horse race."
She: "Well, at least you have demonstrated some horse sense after all."
What might marriage be without children to laugh at our jokes?
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AUTHORThe school bully decided to eat Count Chokula Cereal every morning. When he told his teacher about his new breakfast regimen, she asked why, while hoping for the best. He replied, "I don't want to be a bully any more. I just want to be a cereal killer."
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Dear Eric and Mrs.: Maturity doesn't come from counting the years, but from making the years count. Happy days and nights make happy years. Demas
An essential ingredient for a true marriage partnership. Why is it that dad's get the brunt. My wife has a character that is brutally honest. It lends itself to much fun.
It is better to be at the front of the horse than at the back. :)
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Having a wife with wit and beauty is an achievable dream. In this case there appears to be a bite to it.
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