- Books, Literature, and Writing»
- Commercial & Creative Writing
Writer's Block ~ A 100-word essay
*Insert Subtitle Here*
Blank. Just blank. My mind is as empty as one of those square states in the middle of the U.S.A. Dry and barren like Joan Rivers’ womb. As uninteresting as the fifth season of Jersey Shore. I couldn’t pull a good idea out of my brain right now even if a zombie offered to help. Hopeless. Just hopeless. I feel uninspired. Unexcited. Un? I can’t even come up with another un word. Bare. Just bare. Almost like a pretty young woman’s clean-shaven UNFURNISHED! That's it! That’s another un word! I’m at a loss. I have no words. Damn writer’s block!
I love to make you laugh
and giggle til you pee
It is my job to entertain
while you slap your bony knees.
I don’t know where it comes from
It’s internal, that’s for sure
An unknown comic deep inside
I suspect there is no cure.
So sit right back and get comfy
Use the restroom before you get here
I’m not responsible for any damage
That’ll be between you and your rear!