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Writer's Block ~ A 100-word essay

Updated on February 21, 2012
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Blank. Just blank. My mind is as empty as one of those square states in the middle of the U.S.A. Dry and barren like Joan Rivers’ womb. As uninteresting as the fifth season of Jersey Shore. I couldn’t pull a good idea out of my brain right now even if a zombie offered to help. Hopeless. Just hopeless. I feel uninspired. Unexcited. Un? I can’t even come up with another un word. Bare. Just bare. Almost like a pretty young woman’s clean-shaven UNFURNISHED! That's it! That’s another un word! I’m at a loss. I have no words. Damn writer’s block!


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Har-de-har-har!


I love to make you laugh

and giggle til you pee

It is my job to entertain

while you slap your bony knees.


I don’t know where it comes from

It’s internal, that’s for sure

An unknown comic deep inside

I suspect there is no cure.


So sit right back and get comfy

Use the restroom before you get here

I’m not responsible for any damage

That’ll be between you and your rear!


©LMY 2.21.2012


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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      For someone who had nothing this was pretty damn funny! Two to go and you've hit your 30/30; may tomorrow be easier for you! Great job making something out of nothing. Joan River's womb? Still laughing!

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      Lisa 5 years ago from Tennessee

      Bill, it makes me happy that I made you laugh! Remember, I'm not responsible for any accidents!

      Thank you!

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      kjforce 5 years ago from Florida

      Clever hub.....Aahhh,how many times have I awoken during the night with some brilliant words flying around in my head,just aching to be pounded out on the keys, only to find myself 5 minutes later sitting in front of my computer staring at the screen, because I had to use the toilet first..perhaps the words were in my urinary tract.

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      Brett Caulton 5 years ago from Thailand

      LOL, very funny and something almost everyone on here can certainly relate to.

      Socially sharing to inspire those stuck today.

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      cleaner3 5 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

      Lisa, you are a comic too. you are an amazing woman.

      an artist, a poet, a comic, a photographer, I love you and want to marry you, (after i get a divorce,of course)

      Much Love

      Michael

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      LOL I'll tell you that for me it's great that I can come up with certain hubs just by having two naionalities - Latvian and American. If one doesn't offer inspiration usually the other does. However I have had real blocks sometimes even for this wonderful possibility. What I do in those cases is I sit and yes, talk to myself something like sad, bad, glad etc. Eventually something hits home and wham I write. Also I make a list of what I think may be interesting to write about and go surfing on the Net. Usually that also helps at times. I did enjoy your silly little poem though. See??? Inspiration is coming and the essay was pure brilliance. Creative and intelligent women never say die and we won't will we???

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      Lisa 5 years ago from Tennessee

      HaHa! kj force, keep a notebook with you so you can jot things down while on the toilet! I'm never too far away from paper. Thanks for the comment!

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      Lisa 5 years ago from Tennessee

      Brett, thanks for sharing this for me! I would love it if someone got inspired from reading one of my hubs! Makes it all worth it!

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      Lisa 5 years ago from Tennessee

      Michael, I still have a hard time taking compliments, but I thank you for them anyway! Thank you for making me smile today!

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      Lisa 5 years ago from Tennessee

      Gypsy, never say die! Ooops, I just said it!

      Usually, I'll have a couple of ideas down on paper, but yesterday I had nothing! I just sat down in front of the computer and the words just fell out!

      Thanks for the comment!

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      sweetguide 5 years ago from River side

      Very good hub, All are really Good Tips you mentioned. Thanks dear EclecticFusion

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      Lisa 5 years ago from Tennessee

      sweetguide, thanks for reading!

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