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Writers Block (A Funny Poem)

Updated on August 16, 2012

I never thought I would have said, this day I should have stayed in bed.

This story will not write itself, but I wish it would its damaging my health!

I wander lonely as a cloud, oh screw you Wordsworth I say out loud.

Stick two fingers up to my computer; our love hate relationship requires sutures; as I bang my head on my keyboard again.

Where is the creative flow I once called a friend? Instead to be replaced by this writers block,

oh how I desire to unlock; the secret room labelled new ideas, Instead I have self loathing and five cans of beer

Mouths to feed and a novel to write, one must wonder if I’ll give up the fight.

Once it seemed like I fulfilled my dream, now I just stare at this blank computer screen.

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    • A K Turner profile imageAUTHOR

      Joseph A K Turner 

      5 years ago from West Yorkshire

      Cheers I appreciate the boost, hehe.

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      Eiddwen 

      5 years ago from Wales

      Oh yes I do relate and here's to so many more from you. You are a great writer and I like your style.

      Eddy.

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      Patty Kenyon 

      6 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

      I completely agree!!! :) I did the same nearly a month ago because poetry can be easier at times!! :)

    • A K Turner profile imageAUTHOR

      Joseph A K Turner 

      6 years ago from West Yorkshire

      thank you patty! had a bout of writers block, what better way to express it than in a poem!

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      Patty Kenyon 

      6 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

      Voted Up, Awesome, and Funny!!! I love your poem as well as the picture you used to go with it...a picture is worth a thousand words!! :)

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      Priscill Anne Alvik 

      6 years ago from Schaumburg, IL

      How funny, I love the picture to go with all your words!!! I think you have tapped into your inner self once again..this is a hit! xo

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      Patricia Scott 

      6 years ago from sunny Florida

      How cute this is...we have all had days like this. I love the picture at the beginning...it is so appropriate. O, my. This whole writing thing can be challenging at times. Thanks for making us smile. :)

    • A K Turner profile imageAUTHOR

      Joseph A K Turner 

      6 years ago from West Yorkshire

      thanks for the spot!

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      Bryony Harrison 

      6 years ago from UK

      Love the line about Wordsworth, but it should be 'wander' rather than 'wonder'.

    • A K Turner profile imageAUTHOR

      Joseph A K Turner 

      6 years ago from West Yorkshire

      Christywrites something to cheer us writers up! certainly cheered me up when I wrote it

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      Christy Birmingham 

      6 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      'the day I should have stayed in bed' - yes we hear you and have been there too!

    • A K Turner profile imageAUTHOR

      Joseph A K Turner 

      6 years ago from West Yorkshire

      Haha they told me that when I was wearing a full armour roman soldier costume, dropped my sword, was unable to pick it up so had to kick it off stage in front of all the parents at my primary school, to a chorus of laughter, good times! thanks for commenting!

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      Diana L Pierce 

      6 years ago from Potter County, Pa.

      We all can relate to this funny poem. We do not laugh at you, but with you. Voted up.

    • A K Turner profile imageAUTHOR

      Joseph A K Turner 

      6 years ago from West Yorkshire

      nothing like a bit of comical poetry to lighten the mood! cheers Inkarn! I am sure you are my poetry muse loool.

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      Karen Silverman 

      6 years ago

      Just keep going...Clearly - you're hilarious - do share! Loved the brutal honesty of such simple words! I have felt your pain (minus the novel and the mouths to feed)...lol

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